Burning Down the House
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Fortunately the house on fire, utterly ignored by the firefighters sitting nearby, was scheduled to be demolished and purchased by Hero Dash. Unfortunately, there's a dummy "citizen" in there they want you to go rescue.
- If you've selected Hose it down but not Vent some smoke:
It's N degrees cooler than when you got here.
- If you've selected Vent some smoke but not Hose it down:
It has M holes in the roof for ventilation.
- If you've selected both Hose it down and Vent some smoke:
It's N degrees cooler and has M holes in the roof for ventilation.
Options:
- Hose it down
- Vent some smoke
- Rush in
- We don't need no water
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Results
If you chose Hose it down:
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We Do Need Some Water, Actually
You know it's not actually a house on fire and the Twilight Division of Fire shouldn't be interfering with the Hero Dash, but it's really against the hero code to just leave a house to burn, right?
- If you have a Water sprite companion:
You and your water sprite soak the house, dissipating a ton of the heat.
- Cools by 3 degrees
- If you know Summon Water Sprite, but don't have a Water sprite companion:
You kind of wish you had your water sprite as you spray down the house, but every bit helps.
- Cools by 1 degree
- Otherwise:
You wish you had a little help, but you manage to hose down the house and fight back a bit of the heat
- Cools by 1 degree
If you chose Vent some smoke:
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Additional Ventilation
Since smoke is hotter than air, you're pretty sure it float and, if you needed to ventilate some smoke out of a house, it stands to reason you'd need to put some holes in the roof. Right?
I mean, if they wanted people who knew how to fight fires fighting this thing, they'd have called the Twilight Division of Fire.
- If you have a ranged weapon equipped and at least 5 extra attacks:
You make a volley of attacks with your <ranged weapon> and ventilate the roof, releasing a massive plume of the smoke. Hopefully the inside's better.
- Makes 3 holes in the roof
- If you have a ranged weapon equipped and at least 3 but less than 5 extra attacks:
You make a few attacks with the <ranged weapon> and ventilate the roof, releasing a plume of the smoke. Hopefully the inside's better.
- Makes 2 holes in the roof
- If you have a ranged weapon equipped and less than 3 extra attacks:
You make an attack with your <ranged weapon> and ventilate the roof, releasing a trickle of smoke.
- Makes 1 hole in the roof
- Otherwise:
You throw a rock and ventilate the roof, releasing a trickle of smoke.
- Makes 1 hole in the roof
- And then, if your League has defeated the boss:
You call in a little support from back on your League's roof too, adding a few extra shots for ventilation.
- Makes an additional 1 hole in the roof
If you chose Rush in:
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Where Worthingtons Fear to Tread
You run full out into the house.
- If you are wearing a gas mask or steam mask:
You find the dummy, then haul it through X damage of the fire and Y damage of thankfully-less-choking smoke.
- Otherwise:
You grab the dummy, then haul it through X damage of the fire and Y damage of choking smoke.
- If you are defeated:
But that's all you have in you.
- If this is the first completed trial of the Dash:
The booth right after the event offers you a drink.
You got an item: Water Drinkadile 
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You got an item: Garlic Drinkadile
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You got an item: Lavender Drinkadile
- If this is the second completed trial of the Dash:
The booth right after the event offers you some refreshment.
You got an item: Hero Dash nuts 
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You got an item: Hero Dash licorice 
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You got an item: Hero Dash expresso 
- If this is the third completed trial of the Dash:
You've finished today's Hero Dash in <amount of time taken>. Congratulations!
If you chose We don't need no water:
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Fight Now, Dash Later
No time for dashing right now, you've got crime to fight!
- Does not consume time
Location(s)
Notes
- X is ?
- Y is ?
References
- The title of the event refers to the song "Burning Down the House".
- The choice "We don't need no water" refers to the song "The Roof Is on Fire".