Crazed officer

crazed officer

You are fighting a crazed officer.

One of the SWAT team members sent here to control the mob starts screaming and attacking everything. Normally you wouldn't fight a member of the police, but this guy appears to be a danger to everyone here, including you.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He clubs you in the billy with his billy club. "Billy" apparently being slang for a bunch of different places.
The cop snaps handcuffs on your wrist. Using your super strength you break free, but it really hurts.
He sprays you with mace and then laughs at you when you start crying like a little kid.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

He tries to club you, but you refuse to have anything to do with a club that would have anything to do with you.
The cop snaps handcuffs on your wrist. Using your super agility you quickly slip free.
He sprays mace at you, but a gust of wind blows it harmlessly off to the side.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 38 experience.

You got an item: beanbag cannon (13.9 ± 3.5%)
You got an item: riot shield (13.4 ± 3.5%)
You got an item: flashlight (17.2 ± 3.8%)