Plural: glowing plums
Nothing says "Christmas" like a plum of unidentifiable matter, glowing with a festive red light. Ingredients of the plum include enriched sugar and a glowing substance that fell to Earth, presumably from a fairy dance.
Autosell value: 20
+3 HP per turn
Well, when a mysterious substance falls into your hands what could you do besides building a gadget around it. It's hard to say what it might actually do, other that spit fire, so you just call it "The Gadget."
You got an item: The Gadget
Yeah, if the conversion made any sense, you could probably reverse it. But...
You apply your massive muscles to their natural task: squashing things. In this case it makes a rather festive plate. So that's where Partyware comes from.
You got an item: Partyware plate
You connect mind to... well, mysterious glowing substance. It's certainly better than a correspondance course, but now the little guy insists on wearing a mortarboard everywhere.
You got an item: enriched lump