Plural: The Gadgets
This is a bizarre contraption built around a bit of glowing unidentifiable material. After all, if you found a bit of glowing weirdness, wouldn't you build a bizarre contraption around it to figure out what it is?
The part where it spits fire is just a bonus.
Autosell value: 20
+5 fire damage
This could be the seminal work for your generation! And, frankly, might explode if you do anything too funny. So it's best to leave it alone.
You try to convert the glowing lump into something bizarre and harmless with your powers over the elements. It works... but not quite how you were expecting.
You got an item: glowing plum
You apply your massive muscles to their natural task: squashing things. In this case it makes a rather festive plate. So that's where Partyware comes from.
You got an item: Partyware plate
You connect mind to... well, mysterious glowing substance. It's certainly better than a correspondance course, but now the little guy insists on wearing a mortarboard everywhere.
You got an item: enriched lump