Multiversal summer catalog
multiversal summer catalog
Plural: multiversal summer catalogs
You know how you always get catalogs that inexplicably have your name on them even though you've never heard of the stores? This is like that, but it's held on some sort of newfangled compugadget and the recipient line just says "Earth."
The display is covered with strange symbols and pictures of aliens in their finest summer attire. Luckily, all the aliens look exactly like humans, without so much as a ridged forehead in sight.
June 2012 Item of the Month
Miscellaneous Item
Item cannot be auto-sold
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Grants you a permanent skill when used. (Skill is retained across retcons, but is only useful if you're allowed items.)
How Obtained
- Available for 10 silver stars during June of 2012.
- Available for 10 silver stars during June of 2012.
When Used
First time:
You click through the gadget's menus at random. It's... completely impenetrable, filled with text the likes of which this world has never seen!
After yet another panel of alien symbols is displayed, you lay your head down on the screen. Suddenly, it all begins to make sense.
Somewhere far off in the multiverse (just take a left at the infernal pit, you can't miss it), there are six worlds, each made of a single pure energy. Where they all meet is... a call center.
Anyway, you think you've figured out how to get in touch with them, although the interference will be incredible. If your fragile meat brain can handle it, you might want to call back a couple times to make sure they know what you want.
You have acquired a new skill:
Call of the Center
Subsequent times:
You already know how to get in touch with the Center for all your summer fashion needs. Knowing their number twice won't make the static any better.
Notes
- When bought:The shopkeeper nods and takes your stars. "Says this belongs to... Earth. Congratulations, Earth."
| Item of the Month | ||
|---|---|---|
| Preceded by Little Charley's firestarting kit |
June 2012 Multiversal summer catalog |
Succeeded by Spy tux |