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|desc=Professor Ouch was a b-list villain (and around here, that's really saying something) who wanted nothing more than to ruin the good, innocent fun of International Joke Day. To that end, he created a bunch of items that look like mere prankery, but are actually dangerous items. While they're no Bag O Glass, they certainly aren't good for children.

However, you're a wise superhero, and using this satchel of dangerous toys as a weapon against the Forces Of Evil™ appeals to your sense of irony. Or is it poetic justice? Ever since that stupid song, I've never been quite sure about the definition of irony any more. Which is pretty ironic.

Right?

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