Seasoned veteran

seasoned veteran

You are fighting a seasoned veteran.

This guy has been on the front lines of this little war and has decided that he wants even more training. In other words, he decided that while good at beating people up, he wanted to be even better. And bigger, too.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He grabs your head and smashes your face into his knee.
You know those rapid punches people do with speed bags? Well, your face is his speed bag.
Like some kind of deranged cartoon character, he bashes you on the head, trying to drive you into the ground.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

He grabs your head and tries to smash your face against his knee, but you break his hold and do a counter!
You know those rapid punches people do with speed bags? There's a reason that doesn't happen in fights; you just back away.
Like some kind of deranged cartoon character, his eyes bug out and he howls loudly. Must be an attractive woman around somewhere.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 141 experience.

You got an item: pugil stick (15.5 ± 2.7%)
You got an item: sweat suit (15.5 ± 2.7%)
You got an item: suspicious syringe (19.9 ± 2.9%)