Sketchy dealer
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You are fighting a Sketchy dealer.
This guy's got shifty written all over him, from his darting eyes to his rapidly twisting hands, all the way down to his continually shifting feet. You approach him and say that if he hands over the rest of his drugs and goes home you'll let him go, because you're really only after violent criminals. But apparently he's more attached to the money than he is to his health, because he decides to fight instead of leave. You wonder if the drugs made him dumb, or if he was that way to begin with.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He tells you to make way for the boom. "Huh?" you ask. His fist connects with the side of your head. Boom! Ah, so that's what he meant.
- He slips you a drug--a drug against war. The problem is, as soon as your angst fades and your defenses drop, he gives you no peace. In fact, he works a serious mix of blood evil on you.
- He claws at your face. Did I mention he has nine-inch nails? They hurt, a lot, and it's a downward spiral from there.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He stabs you with a used needle. It doesn't hurt though; there's just enough sedative left on the needle to leave you comfortably numb.
- When it's the dealer's turn, all he does is smile at you and ask if you can see the colors. "Umm, okay?" you say. He keeps smiling. "There's like a million colors man. It's beautiful." Riiiiight ....
- He gets caught up in ranting and raving: "I'm a lord of acid! I'm a twenty-first century Jesus. I'm the creator, the destroyer. I provide the temple of dreams. I'm beyond good and evil!" "You're out of time, is what you are," you say. "What?" he asks, but it's your turn now.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 50-52 chips.
You gain 31 experience.
You got an item: white pill 
(10.7 ± 2.2%)
You got an item: broken PDA 
(10.4 ± 2.2%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
100% weak to electric damage.
Locations
References
- The first hit message possibly refers to the song "Make Way for the Boom".
- The second hit message refers to the album Angst by KMFDM, and also to songs "A Drug Against War", "Blood (Evil Mix)" and "No Peace" from that album.
- The third hit message is a reference to Nine Inch Nails and their album The Downward Spiral.
- The first miss message references the Pink Floyd song "Comfortably Numb".
- The third miss message references the Belgian acid house band Lords of Acid.
- The third miss message also references the London techno band Messiah, specifically their album 21st Century Jesus, and the songs "Creator", "Destroyer", "Temple of Dreams", and "Beyond Good and Evil".