Plural: spy submarines
What good is a spy if he or she can't go under water to protect freedom? You know, from... things. Under water. Under water things. Like... um... evil water-tentacles! Yeah! Those!
On the more practical side, it has high-intensity flood lights so you can see, a nearly impervious outer shell to protect you from crushing ocean pressures, and an automatic air mixture regulator to keep you from going all goofy when the nitrogen narcosis kicks in.
July 2012 Item of the Month
Level Required: 4
Item cannot be traded or sold
Item cannot be auto-sold
Item cannot be worn in runs with a 'no pulls' restriction
+3 damage absorption
+4% item drops
Grants wearer the ability to breathe under water.
Using a spy sports car
- (if level 8 or above)
You open up a small panel on the minisub and start pulling tiny levers at random. Pretty soon, the sub stretches and shifts, turning into a blocky little truck blasting some horrid music. And if you did this underwater, you've flooded the engine (ba-tum-tish).
- You got an item: spy ice cream truck
- (if level 7 or below)
You open up a small panel on the minisub and start pulling tiny levers at random. Pretty soon, you're left with your tuxedo.
On the bright side, it's pretty clean from all those underwater adventures I'll assume you had.
- You got an item: spy tux
|Item of the Month|
| Preceded by
Multiversal summer catalog
| July 2012
| Succeeded by|
Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks