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|desc=On January 19th, 1919, a steel tank 50 feet high by 90 feet in diameter tore open in Twilight, unleashing a 20 foot high wave of sticky molasses. You should remember this information in case some psychotic people kick in your door and quiz you.

Just kidding about the quiz part, but that ruptured container really did lead to the Molasses Wars. I'd tell you about it, but like other evocatively titled wars, the more you know, the less interesting it is.

Suffice it to say, there were many strange advances made during the Molasses Wars, and now those secrets can be yours, too. 

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|obtain=[[The Wok of Stars]]
:*Available for 10 [[silver star]]s during October 2016.
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