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:Where <enemy> is one of:
 
:Where <enemy> is one of:
  
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:* beatniks
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:* cicadas from non-prime-number cycles
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:* clouds of gnats
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:* crabgrass
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:* embarrassing personal problems
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:* hipsters
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:* internet outages
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:* ketchup on hotdogs
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:* Mondays
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:* parents of crying babies who won't take them out of theaters
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:* people covered in fish
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:* people driving with their left blinker on
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:* people posting something factually incorrect on the internet
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:* politicians
 
:* purple people eaters
 
:* purple people eaters
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:* ring-tailed lemurs
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:* striped caterpillars
 
:* stupid commercial jingles
 
:* stupid commercial jingles
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:* talking raccoons
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:* things not working properly even after you've thumped them<noinclude>
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[[Category:Standardization Templates]]
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</noinclude>

Latest revision as of 13:24, 9 July 2011

  • X is a random number between 1 and 499.
  • At the beginning of every fight the following line is shown

Hatefire.gif Your weapon shimmers with a deep-seated hatred for <enemy>.

Where <enemy> is one of:
  • beatniks
  • cicadas from non-prime-number cycles
  • clouds of gnats
  • crabgrass
  • embarrassing personal problems
  • hipsters
  • internet outages
  • ketchup on hotdogs
  • Mondays
  • parents of crying babies who won't take them out of theaters
  • people covered in fish
  • people driving with their left blinker on
  • people posting something factually incorrect on the internet
  • politicians
  • purple people eaters
  • ring-tailed lemurs
  • striped caterpillars
  • stupid commercial jingles
  • talking raccoons
  • things not working properly even after you've thumped them