Bruiser

Bruiser

You are fighting Bruiser.

Legend has it that Bruiser was the demon king of a race of genetically modified tortoises. Normally, you'd think that's nonsense, but after all the bizarre things you've seen since you start super heroing, and the shell-like shield he's carrying, you're willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. After you send him packing, of course.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He flings his shield at you and it smacks you in the face painfully.
• He rears back and then lets loose a blazing hot fireball. You don't shrink to half size, but it certainly hurts. (fire) damage
• He swings a huge fist at you. He's slow, so you jump back, but you fall into a pit.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He flings his shield at you, but another hero with red boots and a blue body suit deflects it with his own shield.
• He rears back and then lets loose a blazing hot fireball, but you jump on a convenient platform and avoid it.
• He swings a huge fist at you, but he's so slow that you can easily duck.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 150 experience.

You got an item: Bruiser's shell shield (Guaranteed Drop)

You take some additional suspicious items from the brute.

• If fought as the Master of Trainees:
  

You got an item: red cape
You got an item: blue choker

• If fought as the Master of Veterans:
  

You got an item: greased bowling shoes
You got an item: pointininis

• If fought as the Head Trainer:
  

You got an item: portable hole
You got an item: donut hole

Known resistances/weaknesses

Immune to fire damage.

Locations

• Master of Trainees
  
• Master of Veterans
  
• Head Trainer