Knight

Knight

You are fighting Knight.

This trainer is a small blob all dressed in knight's armor. He's actually not so much a knight, but a short, strange stereotype of a knight. A real knight's knight. There's a term for this kind of joke, but you can't think of it right now; perhaps it's beyond you.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He successfully punches you with his fist.
• He uses his sword in an effective manner to hurt you.
• He unleashes a series of exciting attacks that you fail to defend yourself against.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He unsuccessfully attempts to punch you, but you dodge with 50% more flair than usual.
• He fails to hit you with his sword in a highly amusing fashion.
• He unleashes a series of exciting attacks, only to fail in a manner that could be construed as a pop-culture reference.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 150 experience.

You got an item: bag of rubble (Guaranteed Drop)

You take some additional suspicious items from the brute.

• If fought as the Master of Trainees:
  

You got an item: red cape
You got an item: blue choker

• If fought as the Master of Veterans:
  

You got an item: greased bowling shoes
You got an item: pointininis

• If fought as the Head Trainer:
  

You got an item: portable hole
You got an item: donut hole

Known resistances/weaknesses

Immune to psychic damage.

Locations

• Master of Trainees
  
• Master of Veterans
  
• Head Trainer
  

References

• The character is a reference to Meta-Knight from the Kirby video game series.
• As a pun on the name, all of the lines in this encounter are based on metahumor (thus, a meta knight).