Receptionist

receptionist

You are fighting a receptionist.

Like most receptionists, this one is always horribly overworked and underpaid: she's answering a phone, signing for a package, doing something on her computer, and getting a visitor's badge ready for a vendor. Oh, and she's also packing heat.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• She gives you a level gaze and tells you about her job. Boring doesn't begin to describe her monologue. (psychic) damage
• She demands that you sign in. When you do, you learn that she gave you one of those shocker pens. (electric) damage
• She levels her sidearm at you and plugs you.

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• She gives you a level gaze and tells you about her job. You counter with stories about your own mind-numbing job.
• She demands that you sign in. You pull out a pen of your own and do so.
• She levels her sidearm at you, but you convince her that you have an appointment.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 87-143 chips.

You gain 115 experience.

You got an item: shocker pen (13.3 ± 2.6%)
You got an item: relaxing flats (15.6 ± 2.7%)
You got an item: nail file (14 ± 2.6%)
You got an item: bubble gum (15.1 ± 2.7%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Immune to psychic damage.
50% weak to sonic damage.

Locations

• NCI Live building