Difference between revisions of "Potatopotato"

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potatopotato
Plural: potatoespotatoes
So a werewolf is a were that turns into a wolf under the light of the full moon. Everybody knows that.

This is the much rarer and much harder to distinguish potayto that turns into a potahto under the light of the full moon. Its discovery spawned a rather interesting series of lunaetymological studies, until they had to call the whole thing off.

It's said in ancient folklore, that by eating the potatopotato you can gain its wisdom in the art of the quick-change. You could probably do the same thing by eating a werewolf, but that's about the grossest idea ever, so we stick to the potatopotato.

Miscellaneous Item
Autosell value: 15
Vegetable

jowly werewolf

If Disguise Foe skill has less than 10 points invested:

You whip up a mashed potatopotato and eat up, opening your eyes to new vistas of quick-change understanding. You are the potato and the potato.

If Disguise Foe has 10 skill points:

You already understand the secrets of quick-change artistry. The potatoespotatoes can teach you no more.

If you don't have the Disguise Foe skill:

It's said potatoespotatoes hold the secrets of quick-change artistry. But you're not really in the market for that.

Probably better to save them in case you need them later.

Using multiple:
You whip up some mashed potatoespotatoes and eat up, opening your eyes to new vistas of quick-change understanding. You are the potatoes and the potatoes.

Notes

• Successful use adds 1 skill point to Disguise Foe.

References

• Refers to the song "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off".