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|desc=This New Joisey import is a master of three things: joims, woims, and the toims of engagement. | |desc=This New Joisey import is a master of three things: joims, woims, and the toims of engagement. | ||
|image=Moitalizer.jpg | |image=Moitalizer.jpg | ||
| − | |hit1= | + | |hit1=The Moitalizer violates the toims of engagement with a cheap shot. |
| − | |miss1= | + | |hit2=The Moitalizer demonstrates his rhythmic walking and attracts a woim to eat you. {{hitnote|{{element|physical|}} + {{element|acid|}}}} |
| + | |hit3=The Moitalizer exposes you to joims from the distant world of Joisey. | ||
| + | {{specialattack|Contact with The Moitalizer causes your limbs to numb and weaken. {{acquireEffect|Drained|30}}}} | ||
| + | |miss1=The Moitalizer could violate the toims of engagement to get in a cheap shot, but keeps his pride instead. | ||
| + | |miss2=The Moitalizer walks without rhythm and fails to attract the woim. | ||
| + | |miss3=The Moitalizer exposes you to joims, but you're up to date on all your vaccines. | ||
|xp=(8*Level, cap 400) | |xp=(8*Level, cap 400) | ||
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|item1=moital combat fatigues | |item1=moital combat fatigues | ||
| − | |image1= | + | |image1=moital-combat-fatigues.gif |
|drop1=100 | |drop1=100 | ||
| − | | | + | |newres={{res|none}} |
| + | |chips=?-41-171-? | ||
|loc1=Wandering Villains | |loc1=Wandering Villains | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{villain|wandering}} | {{villain|wandering}} | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
| − | * | + | * The name is based on a common threat by {{wikipedia|Moe Howard|Moe}} from the Three Stooges "I'll moitalize ya". |
| + | * The description is in stereotypical {{wikipedia|Brooklyn}} accent. | ||
| + | * "joims" is likely from an old {{wikipedia|Saturday Night Live}} skit about a Brooklyn playhouse putting on [http://snltranscripts.jt.org/88/88kwar.phtml "Da War of Da Woilds"] (a spoof of the {{wikipedia|The War of the Worlds (radio)|War of the Worlds radio drama}} by Orson Welles) where the aliens were killed by "joims". | ||
| + | * The image is of {{wikipedia|Jean-Claude Van Damme}}, a famous martial artist, body builder, and actor. | ||
| + | * The second hit and miss messages refer to the lyrics "If you walk without rhythm it won't attract the worm" from "{{wikipedia|Star 69 / Weapon of Choice}}". That, in turn refers to ''{{wikipedia|Dune (novel)|Dune}}''. | ||
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| The Moitalizer |
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You are fighting The Moitalizer.
This New Joisey import is a master of three things: joims, woims, and the toims of engagement.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The Moitalizer violates the toims of engagement with a cheap shot.
- The Moitalizer demonstrates his rhythmic walking and attracts a woim to eat you. damage + (acid) damage
- The Moitalizer exposes you to joims from the distant world of Joisey.
- Special Attack: Contact with The Moitalizer causes your limbs to numb and weaken. You acquire an effect: Drained. (Added for 30 minutes.)
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The Moitalizer could violate the toims of engagement to get in a cheap shot, but keeps his pride instead.
- The Moitalizer walks without rhythm and fails to attract the woim.
- The Moitalizer exposes you to joims, but you're up to date on all your vaccines.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain ?-41-171-? chips.
You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.
You got an item: moital combat fatigues 
(Guaranteed Drop)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.
Locations
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This enemy is a wandering Villain. |
References
- The name is based on a common threat by Moe from the Three Stooges "I'll moitalize ya".
- The description is in stereotypical Brooklyn accent.
- "joims" is likely from an old Saturday Night Live skit about a Brooklyn playhouse putting on "Da War of Da Woilds" (a spoof of the War of the Worlds radio drama by Orson Welles) where the aliens were killed by "joims".
- The image is of Jean-Claude Van Damme, a famous martial artist, body builder, and actor.
- The second hit and miss messages refer to the lyrics "If you walk without rhythm it won't attract the worm" from "Star 69 / Weapon of Choice". That, in turn refers to Dune.
