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cat burglar

You are fighting a cat burglar.

You catch a cat burglar in the act of burglarizing a cat. Uh, I mean a business. She hisses and comes at you with claws extended. Metaphorical claws, that is.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• She plays cat and mouse with you. The game ends when she pounces on you and sinks her teeth into your flesh.
• The cat burglar reaches into a sack and pulls out a cat that she must have just burgled. She hurls the frightened cat at you, and it hits you in the face.
• She waits calmly until you let your guard down, then fiercely attacks your feet.

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• She plays cat and mouse with you, but you quickly claim "cat!" and as the mouse she has to scamper away.
• You distract her by pouring some milk in a saucer.
• The cat burglar hisses and bares her fangs. You growl in return, and it turns into a five-minute standoff where you both make a lot of noise but don't really do anything.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 53-88 chips.

You gain 49 experience.

You got an item: metaphoric claws (15 ± 2.6%)
You got an item: pocket van de graf generator (11.2 ± 2.3%)
You got an item: trylon strap (9.5 ± 2.2%)
You got an item: pulse rifle (18.5 ± 2.9%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

50% resistant to electric damage. 100% weak to acid damage.

Locations

• The streets of downtown Twilight
  

Notes

• Although the description might be slightly vague about it, this is not a cat, and cannot be Tamed.

References

• The second hit message refers to the idiom Cat in a sack.