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Latest revision as of 12:52, 9 September 2013
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You are fighting an inept engineer.
How is this guy still employed? It's like he's trying to cash in on a severance package by being the worst and laziest employee in the whole company. Actually, that's not a bad plan. Wonder if you could manage that with your day job.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He looks at his coffee mug and says, "Time for a warm-up," as he throws his cold coffee in your face. (ice) damage
- He mistakes you for his boss and starts telling you about his accomplishments. But they're really just mundane things. Oh, the banality! (psychic) damage
- He throws his coffee in your face, hoping it'll distract you from his slacking. (fire) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He looks at his coffee mug and shrugs, drinking the cold coffee.
- He mistakes you for his boss and yelps, trying to slink away.
- He throws his coffee in your face, but it's lukewarm at best.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 94-155 chips.
You gain 124 experience.
You got an item: SQUID disc: Slacking for Slackers 
(13.9 ± 2.6%)
You got an item: scorched coffee 
(15.4 ± 2.7%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Immune to sonic damage.
50% weak to electric damage.
Locations
References
- The enemy's laziness and love of bad coffee are references to Wally from the Dilbert comic strip series.
