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|desc=They say a sucker's born every minute, but a fool of this magnitude is born five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred times less frequently. | |desc=They say a sucker's born every minute, but a fool of this magnitude is born five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred times less frequently. | ||
|image=uncommonfool.gif | |image=uncommonfool.gif | ||
|hit1= | |hit1=He starts talking and you facepalm so hard you give yourself a concussion. | ||
| | |hit2=With a deft flick, he hands you a pack of collectible cards. You crack it open, only to discover it's full of biting snakes. You put the rare snake in your binder and throw the rest away. | ||
| | |hit3=He shouts "Release the Kraken!" and tosses a plastic squid at your face. {{hitnote|{{element|physical|}}+{{element|sonic|}}}} | ||
| | |miss1=He starts talking, but you plug your ears and scream "La la la!" | ||
| | |miss2=With a deft flick, he hands you a pack of collectible cards. You crack it open to enjoy the smell of your next paycheck disappearing. Smells like victory! | ||
| | |miss3=He shouts "Release the Kraken!" and waits patiently for you to follow his order. You calmly explain if you had a kraken, you wouldn't be fighting him. | ||
| | |pronoun=He | ||
|chips= | |chips=0 | ||
|xp= | |xp=<7*Level, max 300> | ||
|item1= | |item1=broomstick|image1=horse.jpg|drop1={{statrate|138|26|+}} | ||
|image1= | |item2=springtime fresh puppet|image2=springtimefreshpuppet.gif|drop2={{statrate|138|25|+}} | ||
|drop1= | |item3=pure pyrite|image3=purepyrite.gif|drop3={{statrate|138|26|+}} | ||
|item2= | |item4=Bug Buddy|image4=bugbuddy.gif|drop4={{statrate|138|25|+}} | ||
|image2= | |item5=celestial snarl|image5=celestialsnarl.gif|drop5={{statrate|138|28|+}} | ||
|drop2= | |item6=run-down pyramid|image6=rundownpyramid.gif | ||
|item3=pure pyrite | |newres={{res|none}} | ||
|image3=purepyrite.gif | |loc1=April Fool's Day}} | ||
|drop3= | [[Category:Scaling Enemies]] | ||
|item4= | ==References== | ||
|image4= | * Image is that of the {{wikipedia|The_Fool_(Tarot_card)|Tarot card, The Fool}}. | ||
|drop4= | * The description contains a reference to the quote (variously attributed) "{{wikipedia|There's a sucker born every minute}}". | ||
|item5= | * "Release the Kraken!" is a quote from the movie ''{{wikipedia|Clash of the Titans (1981 film)|Clash of the Titans}}''. | ||
|image5= | * "Smelled like...victory!" is a quote from the movie ''{{wikipedia|Apocalypse Now}}''. | ||
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You are fighting an uncommon fool.
They say a sucker's born every minute, but a fool of this magnitude is born five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred times less frequently.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He starts talking and you facepalm so hard you give yourself a concussion.
- With a deft flick, he hands you a pack of collectible cards. You crack it open, only to discover it's full of biting snakes. You put the rare snake in your binder and throw the rest away.
- He shouts "Release the Kraken!" and tosses a plastic squid at your face. damage+ (sonic) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He starts talking, but you plug your ears and scream "La la la!"
- With a deft flick, he hands you a pack of collectible cards. You crack it open to enjoy the smell of your next paycheck disappearing. Smells like victory!
- He shouts "Release the Kraken!" and waits patiently for you to follow his order. You calmly explain if you had a kraken, you wouldn't be fighting him.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain <7*Level, max 300> experience.
You got an item: broomstick 
(18.8 ± 6.7%)
You got an item: springtime fresh puppet 
(18.1 ± 6.6%)
You got an item: pure pyrite 
(18.8 ± 6.7%)
You got an item: Bug Buddy 
(18.1 ± 6.6%)
You got an item: celestial snarl 
(20.3 ± 6.8%)
You got an item: run-down pyramid 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.
Locations
References
- Image is that of the Tarot card, The Fool.
- The description contains a reference to the quote (variously attributed) "There's a sucker born every minute".
- "Release the Kraken!" is a quote from the movie Clash of the Titans.
- "Smelled like...victory!" is a quote from the movie Apocalypse Now.