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|desc=When bad students with good minds fail out of accredited colleges and want to continue their research, their only choice is to enroll in a distance learning program in the field of Scientifics. This scientician has a concentration in Potent Potables, which she has taken at the 100, 200, and 300 levels thus far. She'll be taking Potent Potables 400--which meets twice daily--in the fall with Dr. A. Terbeck. | |desc=When bad students with good minds fail out of accredited colleges and want to continue their research, their only choice is to enroll in a distance learning program in the field of Scientifics. This scientician has a concentration in Potent Potables, which she has taken at the 100, 200, and 300 levels thus far. She'll be taking Potent Potables 400--which meets twice daily--in the fall with Dr. A. Terbeck. | ||
|image=crazy-scientician.jpg | |image=crazy-scientician.jpg | ||
| | |nsdelem1=* Your opponent attacks ... The scientician whips out a portable electrifimometer and electrififies you with it. She hits you for {{element|electric|X}} | ||
* Your opponent attacks ... Producing a pen and paper, she begins to convert you from English units to metric. You find the conversion to be a very painful process. She hits you for {{element|psychic|X}} | |nsdelem2=* Your opponent attacks ... Producing a pen and paper, she begins to convert you from English units to metric. You find the conversion to be a very painful process. She hits you for {{element|psychic|X}} | ||
* Your opponent attacks ... She quaffs a bubbling potion and quickly grows to double size, at which point she punts you into next Tuesday. PUNT! She hits you for {{element|physical|X}} | |nsdelem3=* Your opponent attacks ... She quaffs a bubbling potion and quickly grows to double size, at which point she punts you into next Tuesday. PUNT! She hits you for {{element|physical|X}} | ||
| | |crit=X | ||
| | |miss1=* Your opponent attacks ... She gulps down a can of some fizzing potion. For a moment, nothing happens. Then she belches loudly. Confused, the scientician looks at the can in her hand. "Gingerette?" she says. "How did that get in there?" | ||
* Your opponent attacks ... The scientician shoots you with an inflamminator. If you had been on fire, it would have put it out, but as it is it does nothing. | |miss2=* Your opponent attacks ... The scientician shoots you with an inflamminator. If you had been on fire, it would have put it out, but as it is it does nothing. | ||
* Your opponent attacks ... She hits you with 1500 kilograms of force. You point out that kilograms are mass and not force. Since F = ma, you define a to be a very small number, and all is fine. | |miss3=* Your opponent attacks ... She hits you with 1500 kilograms of force. You point out that kilograms are mass and not force. Since F = ma, you define a to be a very small number, and all is fine. | ||
| | |fum=X | ||
|fumpro=She | |||
|chips=96-128 | |||
|xp=105 | |||
|item1=de-enervation juice|image1=potion1.gif | |||
|item2=embiggening tonic|image2=potion2.gif | |||
|item3=lab coat|image3=lab-coat.gif | |||
|item4=caffeine pill|image4=caffeine-pill.gif | |||
|loc1=Rooftops of downtown}} | |||
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