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''Located in [[Downtown Twilight]].'' | ''Located in [[Downtown Twilight]].'' | ||
− | ''If you haven't accepted | + | ''If you haven't accepted a job yet today:'' |
− | + | Yet again the piece of paper out front is announcing a different name for the late-night criminology experts. You're not about to ask this time, or any other time. | |
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+ | Dirk and Phil are both at their desks, working hard on whatever they do while you're out running around. They both ask if you could help. | ||
− | + | Leyonne, the other third investigator, is still getting organized, and doesn't have any missions yet. | |
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+ | | '''[Accept]''' || Philip K. Anderton, the pre-vandalism expert, would like you to carry his radio, so that he can call whenever he detects some vandalism is imminent. He'll direct you to the right spot, and you stop the vandalism, or report if his equipment is off kilter. For each successful interaction you get 1 IOU, but Phil says he never gets more than three good readings in a night. | ||
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| '''[Accept]''' || Dirk Douglass, the holistic investigator, doesn't care where you go or what you do. He just wants you to carry his black box with you so that it can track whatever criminal events you find. You can earn one IOU for every two hours you carry the box with you. | | '''[Accept]''' || Dirk Douglass, the holistic investigator, doesn't care where you go or what you do. He just wants you to carry his black box with you so that it can track whatever criminal events you find. You can earn one IOU for every two hours you carry the box with you. | ||
|} | |} | ||
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+ | Gwen Chen, the criminalligraphy expert, is too busy doing her own analysis of some calligraphic ransom note to put together any tasks for you, but she'd probably take a second to trade some goods from some favors, if you want. Gwen explains they hope to earn more goods once business picks up, but this is all they have lying around the office at the moment. | ||
''If you accepted Dirk's job already today:'' | ''If you accepted Dirk's job already today:'' | ||
Dirk says the data you're collecting is adding up to a very nice black box body of evidence, and encourages you to keep going. Phil and Leyonne seem to be away from their desks. | Dirk says the data you're collecting is adding up to a very nice black box body of evidence, and encourages you to keep going. Phil and Leyonne seem to be away from their desks. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Gwen Chen, the criminalligraphy expert, is too busy doing her own analysis of some calligraphic ransom note to put together any tasks for you, but she'd probably take a second to trade some goods from some favors, if you want. Gwen explains they hope to earn more goods once business picks up, but this is all they have lying around the office at the moment. | ||
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+ | ''If you accepted Phil's job already today:'' | ||
+ | |||
+ | You try to tell Phil how your prevandalism search is going, but he already knows. (Because he's the one radioing you, of course.) Leyonne and Dirk are both on the phone, so you don't want to bother them. | ||
Gwen Chen, the criminalligraphy expert, is too busy doing her own analysis of some calligraphic ransom note to put together any tasks for you, but she'd probably take a second to trade some goods from some favors, if you want. Gwen explains they hope to earn more goods once business picks up, but this is all they have lying around the office at the moment. | Gwen Chen, the criminalligraphy expert, is too busy doing her own analysis of some calligraphic ransom note to put together any tasks for you, but she'd probably take a second to trade some goods from some favors, if you want. Gwen explains they hope to earn more goods once business picks up, but this is all they have lying around the office at the moment. | ||
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{{obtain|black box|black-box.gif}}(quantity: 1) | {{obtain|black box|black-box.gif}}(quantity: 1) | ||
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+ | * When you accept Phil's job: | ||
+ | Phil hands you a pre-vandalism radio. It's kind of bulky and old-timey. You ask why not a cell phone, and Phil explains cryptically that his research predates cell phones, or something. It's not particularly clear. What is clear is you've got to keep this with you until Phil points you to the right spot, where you can catch someone just before they start to vandalize the city. | ||
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+ | {{obtain|pre-vandalism radio|pre-vandalism-radio.gif}}(quantity: 1) | ||
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* When you get [[gestalt postcard]]: | * When you get [[gestalt postcard]]: | ||
Gwen scratches a couple of IOUs (2, to be precise) off of your tally sheet, and gives you a gestalt postcard. | Gwen scratches a couple of IOUs (2, to be precise) off of your tally sheet, and gives you a gestalt postcard. | ||
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You leave, metaphorically scratching your head. You're not quite sure what to make of Dirk. | You leave, metaphorically scratching your head. You're not quite sure what to make of Dirk. | ||
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+ | * From September 24th to October 10th: | ||
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+ | As you enter, you notice that the sheet of paper on the front door has changed yet again. Probably means CSI got shot down, and you don't like this one's chances any better. Wisely, you decide not to ask. | ||
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+ | Dirk announces that he's finally in proper business, and has already started a few investigations. He's got his electronic tracking device ready, and any time you're willing to take it out with you, he'd be much appreciative. | ||
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+ | Leyonne and Phil, the other two investigators, are still getting organized, and don't have any missions yet. | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
* The name refers to TV series {{wikipedia|Magnum, P.I.}}, {{wikipedia|Matlock (TV series)|Matlock}} and {{wikipedia|MacGyver}}. | * The name refers to TV series {{wikipedia|Magnum, P.I.}}, {{wikipedia|Matlock (TV series)|Matlock}} and {{wikipedia|MacGyver}}. |
Revision as of 18:54, 10 October 2009
Located in Downtown Twilight.
If you haven't accepted a job yet today:
Yet again the piece of paper out front is announcing a different name for the late-night criminology experts. You're not about to ask this time, or any other time.
Dirk and Phil are both at their desks, working hard on whatever they do while you're out running around. They both ask if you could help.
Leyonne, the other third investigator, is still getting organized, and doesn't have any missions yet.
[Accept] | Philip K. Anderton, the pre-vandalism expert, would like you to carry his radio, so that he can call whenever he detects some vandalism is imminent. He'll direct you to the right spot, and you stop the vandalism, or report if his equipment is off kilter. For each successful interaction you get 1 IOU, but Phil says he never gets more than three good readings in a night. |
[Accept] | Dirk Douglass, the holistic investigator, doesn't care where you go or what you do. He just wants you to carry his black box with you so that it can track whatever criminal events you find. You can earn one IOU for every two hours you carry the box with you. |
Gwen Chen, the criminalligraphy expert, is too busy doing her own analysis of some calligraphic ransom note to put together any tasks for you, but she'd probably take a second to trade some goods from some favors, if you want. Gwen explains they hope to earn more goods once business picks up, but this is all they have lying around the office at the moment.
If you accepted Dirk's job already today:
Dirk says the data you're collecting is adding up to a very nice black box body of evidence, and encourages you to keep going. Phil and Leyonne seem to be away from their desks.
Gwen Chen, the criminalligraphy expert, is too busy doing her own analysis of some calligraphic ransom note to put together any tasks for you, but she'd probably take a second to trade some goods from some favors, if you want. Gwen explains they hope to earn more goods once business picks up, but this is all they have lying around the office at the moment.
If you accepted Phil's job already today:
You try to tell Phil how your prevandalism search is going, but he already knows. (Because he's the one radioing you, of course.) Leyonne and Dirk are both on the phone, so you don't want to bother them.
Gwen Chen, the criminalligraphy expert, is too busy doing her own analysis of some calligraphic ransom note to put together any tasks for you, but she'd probably take a second to trade some goods from some favors, if you want. Gwen explains they hope to earn more goods once business picks up, but this is all they have lying around the office at the moment.
You currently have X IOUs that you could cash in.
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2 IOUs |
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3 IOUs |
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4 IOUs |
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30 IOUs |
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50 IOUs |
Messages
- When you accept Dirk's job:
Dirk gives you a black box, which, like an airplaine[sic] black box, tracks pretty much everything. In fact, it might be and[sic] airplane black box. He says, "All I ask is that you keep carrying this with you. Wherever you go, whatever you do, I'll[sic] collect and compile crime data for a citywide crime spectrum. Stop back in whenever it beeps so I can download data, and bring it back when you're done adventuring so someone else can use it during the day."
You got an item: black box (quantity: 1)
- When you accept Phil's job:
Phil hands you a pre-vandalism radio. It's kind of bulky and old-timey. You ask why not a cell phone, and Phil explains cryptically that his research predates cell phones, or something. It's not particularly clear. What is clear is you've got to keep this with you until Phil points you to the right spot, where you can catch someone just before they start to vandalize the city.
You got an item: pre-vandalism radio (quantity: 1)
- When you get gestalt postcard:
Gwen scratches a couple of IOUs (2, to be precise) off of your tally sheet, and gives you a gestalt postcard.
You got an item: gestalt postcard (quantity: 1)
- When you get frosted cocoa-fruity marshmallow blasts:
Gwen scratches a couple of IOUs (3, to be precise) off of your tally sheet, and gives you a bowl of sweet, sweet cereal.
You got an item: frosted cocoa-fruity marshmallow blasts (quantity: 1)
- When you get pre-coffee:
Gwen scratches a couple of IOUs (4, to be precise) off of your tally sheet, and gives you some pre-coffee.
You got an item: pre-coffee (quantity: 1)
- When you get karma charm:
Gwen scratches several IOUs (30, to be precise) off of your tally sheet, and gives you a karma charm.
You got an item: karma charm (quantity: 1)
- When you get personal copy of the internet:
Gwen scratches some IOUs (50, to be precise) off of your tally sheet, and gives you a disk containing your own personal copy of the internet.
You got an item: personal copy of the internet (quantity: 1)
History
- From at least September 6th 2009 To sometime before September 11th:
There are plenty of storefronts all over downtown Twilight, but this one catches your attention. You peer in the window, and from the dim streetlight you can get a sense of construction going on inside. Looks like they're finishing drywall on one side, and they're starting to put up some cubicles on the other side.
A sheet of printed paper on the door reads: "Future home of Crimebusters, Inc. Coming soon to a neighborhood near you. By which we mean this one. Since you're reading this, you're obviously near it." There's a large gap of white space, and then a teensy footnote at the bottom, saying, "* Unless you're reading this at the printer's, in which case you're a couple of blocks away." Weird.
- From sometime before September 11th to sometime on September 11th:
There are plenty of storefronts all over downtown Twilight, but this one catches your attention. You peer in the window, and from the dim streetlight you can get a sense of construction going on inside. The drywall is finished and they've moved on to painting. The desks set up on one side of the room are covered in cloth tarps.
A sheet of printed paper on the door reads: "Future home of Crimebusters, Inc. Coming soon to a neighborhood near you. By which we mean this one. Since you're reading this, you're obviously near it." There's a large gap of white space, and then a teensy footnote at the bottom, saying, "* Unless you're reading this at the printer's, in which case you're a couple of blocks away." Weird.
- From sometime on September 11th to sometime before September 21st:
There are plenty of storefronts all over downtown Twilight, but this one catches your attention. When you approach the plate-glass window to peek in and check on progress, you're surprised to see that the lights are on and somebody's home. And by "home" of course I mean "at work."
The man inside looks up from shuffling his papers, catches your silhouette, and waves you in with a friendly gesture. Figuring you've got nothing to lose, you open the door and walk in. The man's eyes widen briefly when he catches sight of your costume, but his smile only increases. "You're <name>, aren't you? Never thought I'd see you in here. Got a crime to report?"
You say that you'd just noticed the sign and the business name, and were curious about the place. The man nods. "Crimebusters? Yeah, we hoped it would be catchy. It was that or 'Drunken Moody Ace Detectives' and we figured drunken and moody went out with the noir films. Anyway, I'm Stephan Mainwaring, one of the investigators. We're a collection of forensics graduate students and ex-cops, mostly, putting our resources together to do some freelance investigation. Don't worry, we'lll[sic] be sticking to mundane problems, like tracking down drug labs or missing persons. We'll leave the high-profile kidnappings and 'city hall held for one trillion dollars ransom by insane villain' stuff to you. God knows there's enough crime to go around."
You can't but agree to that. Stephan extends an invitation to stop in any time, and says it may be worth you trading off assignments now and then, if you get anything too mundane, or they find themselves facing anything too difficult. You're mostly noncommittal, but make a mental note to keep an eye on these guys.
- From sometime before September 21st to September 24th:
You swing by the Crimebusters storefront to see what's new. To your amusement, there's a piece of paper slapped over the Crimebusters logo on the glass, with a hand-written[sic] phrase "CSI: Criminal Science Investigations" handwritten on it.
You step inside. There's no sign of Stephan, but another disheveled young man is sitting at his desk. Shaggy, touseled[sic] hair and threadbare clothes give him a less than professional look. He laughs disdainfully when you ask about the sign out front.
"Crimebusters? That's the day staff's name for this place. I'm part of the night staff. Same office, but officially a different business. We've got to come up with our own name. Howd'ya like CSI: Twilight? Got a nice ring, don't it? Not sure about the copyright, though. Got Gwen looking into that one. The other blokes'll be starting sometime soon. Bill and Leon or somesuch. Dunno really, haven't met them yet.
Anyway, I'm Dirk. I'm sort of a big-picture guy. Gestalt, if you will. The whole is greater than the sum of the parts, so look at the big picture. Holistic, like. I need a little more time to set up shop, but then we'll be in business. I'm into solving crimes, but I'm even more into studying crime, to solve it better, later. I know you see a lot of crime in your nightly work. We're trying to recruit a lot of the Twilight heroes like you to help us understand the city's crime, and better fight it. As poor college students we can't offer much, but we'll try to put together a commission scale for those who help us out."
You leave, metaphorically scratching your head. You're not quite sure what to make of Dirk.
- From September 24th to October 10th:
As you enter, you notice that the sheet of paper on the front door has changed yet again. Probably means CSI got shot down, and you don't like this one's chances any better. Wisely, you decide not to ask.
Dirk announces that he's finally in proper business, and has already started a few investigations. He's got his electronic tracking device ready, and any time you're willing to take it out with you, he'd be much appreciative.
Leyonne and Phil, the other two investigators, are still getting organized, and don't have any missions yet.
References
- The name refers to TV series Magnum, P.I., Matlock and MacGyver.
- Dirk Douglass is a reference to the character from Douglas Adams' books, Dirk Gently, and his holistic approach to crime solving.
- Dirk's name also bears close resemblance to film actor Kirk Douglas.
- The text which was used up to September 24th refered to the CSI media franchise, and specifically to "CSI: City" spin-offs.