Difference between revisions of "Inept engineer"

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inept engineer

You are fighting an inept engineer.

How is this guy still employed? It's like he's trying to cash in on a severance package by being the worst and laziest employee in the whole company. Actually, that's not a bad plan. Wonder if you could manage that with your day job.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He looks at his coffee mug and says, "Time for a warm-up," as he throws his cold coffee in your face. (ice) damage
• He mistakes you for his boss and starts telling you about his accomplishments. But they're really just mundane things. Oh, the banality! (psychic) damage
• He throws his coffee in your face, hoping it'll distract you from his slacking. (fire) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He looks at his coffee mug and shrugs, drinking the cold coffee.
• He mistakes you for his boss and yelps, trying to slink away.
• He throws his coffee in your face, but it's lukewarm at best.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain some chips.

You gain 124 experience.

You got an item: SQUID disc: Slacking for Slackers (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: scorched coffee (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Immune to sonic damage.
50% weak to electric damage.

Locations

• NCI Live building‎
  
• Vincile building
  

References

• The enemy's laziness and love of bad coffee are references to Wally from the Dilbert comic strip series.