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|desc=They say a sucker's born every minute, but a fool of this magnitude is born five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred times less frequently. | |desc=They say a sucker's born every minute, but a fool of this magnitude is born five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred times less frequently. | ||
|image=uncommonfool.gif | |image=uncommonfool.gif | ||
|hit1= | |hit1=He starts talking and you facepalm so hard you give yourself a concussion. | ||
| | |hit2=With a deft flick, he hands you a pack of collectible cards. You crack it open, only to discover it's full of biting snakes. You put the rare snake in your binder and throw the rest away. | ||
| | |hit3=He shouts "Release the Kraken!" and tosses a plastic squid at your face. {{hitnote|{{element|physical|}}+{{element|sonic|}}}} | ||
| | |miss1=He starts talking, but you plug your ears and scream "La la la!" | ||
| | |miss2=With a deft flick, he hands you a pack of collectible cards. You crack it open to enjoy the smell of your next paycheck disappearing. Smells like victory! | ||
| | |miss3=He shouts "Release the Kraken!" and waits patiently for you to follow his order. You calmly explain if you had a kraken, you wouldn't be fighting him. | ||
| | |pronoun=He | ||
|chips= | |chips=0 | ||
|xp= | |xp=<7*Level, max 300> | ||
|item1= | |item1=broomstick|image1=horse.jpg|drop1= | ||
|image1= | |item2=springtime fresh puppet|image2=springtimefreshpuppet.gif|drop2= | ||
|drop1= | |item3=pure pyrite|image3=purepyrite.gif|drop3= | ||
|item2= | |item4=Bug Buddy|image4=bugbuddy.gif|drop4= | ||
|image2= | |item5=celestial snarl|image5=celestialsnarl.gif|drop5= | ||
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|item3=pure pyrite | |loc1=April Fool's Day}} | ||
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Revision as of 22:46, 1 April 2014
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You are fighting an uncommon fool.
They say a sucker's born every minute, but a fool of this magnitude is born five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred times less frequently.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He starts talking and you facepalm so hard you give yourself a concussion.
- With a deft flick, he hands you a pack of collectible cards. You crack it open, only to discover it's full of biting snakes. You put the rare snake in your binder and throw the rest away.
- He shouts "Release the Kraken!" and tosses a plastic squid at your face. damage+ (sonic) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He starts talking, but you plug your ears and scream "La la la!"
- With a deft flick, he hands you a pack of collectible cards. You crack it open to enjoy the smell of your next paycheck disappearing. Smells like victory!
- He shouts "Release the Kraken!" and waits patiently for you to follow his order. You calmly explain if you had a kraken, you wouldn't be fighting him.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain <7*Level, max 300> experience.
You got an item: broomstick (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: springtime fresh puppet (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: pure pyrite (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: Bug Buddy (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: celestial snarl (Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.