Difference between revisions of "Extra-dimensional taffy puller"

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extra-dimensional taffy puller
Plural: Unknown
I bet you didn't know the multiverse was made of taffy. Well, that's okay, because it isn't. It is, however, made of something very much like taffy, which means you can use this handy little device to fold, spindle, and mutilate reality.

In other words, this weird looking gun-thing will pull your enemies just like you'd pull some fresh, delicious taffy. With or without salt water.

September 2014 Item of the Month

Ranged weapon (Miscellaneous)
Power: 40
Item cannot be auto-sold
Item cannot be worn in runs with a 'no pulls' restriction

+1 extra ranged attack(s) per turn.
2% chance to stun opponents
+3% of weapon damage returned as HP
Stretch your opponents like taffy

The Wok of Stars

• Available for 10 silver stars during September 2014
  

During combat, grants exclusive Openings:

• Start Pulling will cover your opponent in delicious taffy, making them easier to hit, but also sticky enough to pull the images right off the comics page. (1st round of all fights)

You start pulling the space-time around <foe> like taffy, covering him in... well, space-time taffy and sticking him in place. It's probably all the gluons. (Foe becomes taffied)

• Keep Pulling until nothing is left but taffy... fresh, delicious taffy. (If the foe is taffied)

You pull on <foe> and pull and pull, until there's nothing left but taffy. Hmmmm.

You got an item: fresh space-time taffy

or, when used against a boss:

You pull on <boss> and pull and pull, but can't find any sweetness to make into taffy. In other words, <boss> is a jerk.

Notes

• When bought:
• No experience, chips, or items are received when pulling a foe into taffy.