Crazed officer

crazed officer

You are fighting a crazed officer.

One of the SWAT team members sent here to control the mob starts screaming and attacking everything. Normally you wouldn't fight a member of the police, but this guy appears to be a danger to everyone here, including you.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He clubs you in the billy with his billy club. "Billy" apparently being slang for a bunch of different places.
• The cop snaps handcuffs on your wrist. Using your super strength you break free, but it really hurts.
• He sprays you with mace and then laughs at you when you start crying like a little kid.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He tries to club you, but you refuse to have anything to do with a club that would have anything to do with you.
• The cop snaps handcuffs on your wrist. Using your super agility you quickly slip free.
• He sprays mace at you, but a gust of wind blows it harmlessly off to the side.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 38 experience.

You got an item: beanbag cannon (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: flashlight (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: riot shield (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.

Locations

• Campus: Investigate a Protest
  

References

• The first miss message refers to a quote of Groucho Marx: "I Refuse to Join any Club That Would Have Me as a Member."