Cat burglar

cat burglar

You are fighting a cat burglar.

You catch a cat burglar in the act of burglarizing a cat. Uh, I mean a business. She hisses and comes at you with claws extended. Metaphorical claws, that is.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• She plays cat and mouse with you. The game ends when she pounces on you and sinks her teeth into your flesh.
• The cat burglar reaches into a sack and pulls out a cat that she must have just burgled. She hurls the frightened cat at you, and it hits you in the face.
• She waits calmly until you let your guard down, then fiercely attacks your feet.

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• She plays cat and mouse with you, but you quickly claim "cat!" and as the mouse she has to scamper away.
• You distract her by pouring some milk in a saucer.
• The cat burglar hisses and bares her fangs. You growl in return, and it turns into a five-minute standoff where you both make a lot of noise but don't really do anything.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 53-88 chips.

You gain 49 experience.

You got an item: metaphoric claws (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: pocket van de graf generator (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: trylon strap (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.

Locations

• The streets of downtown Twilight
  

Notes

• Although the description might be slightly vague about it, this is not a cat, and cannot be Tamed.

References

• The second hit message refers to the idiom Cat in a sack.