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high-sailing accountant

You are fighting a high-sailing accountant.

Um. Well. Huh. I'm really not sure how to describe this guy. Think accountant with delusions of piracy.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He ups your premium semi-annually. You don't know what that means, but you can feel your bank account cringing. (psychic) damage
• The accountant marks you up with his red pen until you're bleeding ink. Literally.
• He slashes at you with his cutlass. Despite the name, it actually works just as well on lads.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He threatens your premium but you handle your own finances.
• He calls for full speed ahead, threatening to crash you into the shoals of bankruptcy, but everybody's learned to ignore this loon
• He threatens to uproot the whole building and sail over to plunder your hideout. The only threat here is strain from rolling your eyes so much.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 94-157 chips.

You gain 125 experience.

You got an item: eyepatch (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: red pen (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: rubber cutlass (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Immune to electric damage.
50% weak to acid damage.

Locations

• NCI Live building‎
  

References

• Refers to the short movie The Crimson Permanent Assurance.