Green trainee

green trainee

You are fighting a green trainee.

Not only is this guy new, but it seems he's a little homesick, too. You'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't venting his frustrations on you.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He screams and charges you, flailing about like a maniac. Against all odds, he lands a few blows.
• He really puts the "sick" in "homesick". It's really gross. (acid) damage
• He starts singing Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah. Clearly, singing on key isn't taught here. (sonic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He screams and charges you, flailing about until you take his morning star away.
• He starts turning even more green than normal, so you slip him some Dramamine.
• He starts singing some old novelty song, but you drown him out with some tunes of your own.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 135 experience.

You got an item: sweat suit (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: gross bag (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: portable desk (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Immune to ice damage.
50% weak to fire damage.

Locations

• CTC Trainees
  

References

• The third hit message refers to the novelty song "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh" by Allan Sherman.
• Dimenhydrinate, also known by the trade name "Dramamine", is a drug commonly used to treat nausea and motion sickness.