Paralegal paramour

paralegal paramour

You are fighting a paralegal paramour.

Every lawyer show on television has one of these, and it seems they exist in reality, too. She's the eager-to-please paralegal who is always flustered, largely incompetent, but involved with one of the senior partners.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• She bumps into you carrying an armful of files, dropping them all on your feet.
• She starts apologizing. And keeps apologizing. And keeps apologizing. She won't shut up! (sonic) damage
• She looks behind her as someone calls her name and she crashes into you, knocking you over.

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• She bumps into you carrying an armful of files, but they scatter all over the place.
• She starts apologizing but you clap your hand over her mouth and yell at her to shut up.
• She looks behind her as someone calls her name and she almost crashes into you, but you sidestep her.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 93-154 chips.

You gain 123 experience.

You got an item: relaxing flats (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: dainty glasses (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: box of files (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: alluring business suit (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Immune to fire damage.
50% weak to psychic damage.

Locations

• NCI Live building‎