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aquatic landshark bot

You are fighting aquatic landshark bot.

These are land sharks that reverse-evolved to return to the ocean. They had to give up the candygram routine millennia ago. Who's heard of water-based candy? (Other than saltwater taffy--does anybody actually like that stuff?)
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• This bot has apparently learned a few tricks from his loanshark relatives, and gouges you mercilessly.
• The shark bites you. Even worse, the remora bots attached to its underside momentarily disconnect to also take a bite of your tenderized hide.
• The shark chomps down on your arm. Yeah, you could say that really bites.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The shark tries to smack you with the lower part of his tail fin, but you high-tail it out of there.
• It bites you, but the last row of teeth just fell out and the next row hasn't lifted into place yet, so it's not so bad.
• The shark charges you, but you hide behind a coral reef.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain (scales by stats) experience.

You got an item: enerbun globule (50%)
You got an item: cybertronium (5%)
You got an item: plasteel plating (5%)
You got an item: mona lisa drivetrain (5%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Quadrant Delta-Delta-Delta Force
  

This enemy is a robot with an electronic brain.

References

This monster is a reference to Saturday Night Live's Landshark skit.