Baron von Redbury

Baron von Redbury

You are fighting Baron von Redbury.

Back in the seventies this guy was bent on total destruction, but ever since he went coo-coo for psycho puffs he's been only a small part of an unbalanced breakfast.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He corn pops a cap in your ass with his 38 Special K. Kaboom!
• He drop kix you with his frosted mini cleats.
• He cuts you badly with his razor bran and then follows that up with a heaping serving of assault-o-meal.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He tries to put you in a honey coma, but you're wise to his plan and disrupt it with a well-timed sugar smack.
• He tries his patented crunch, bury attack on you, but you refuse to submit to the post mortem and foil the plan.
• He body chex you toward a burning trash barrel, hoping you'll be burnt to a crispix, but you're wise to his nefarious trix and dodge.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain <Level*8, cap 250> experience.

After catching the cereal criminal and bringing him in to Leyonne (who makes arrangements with Twilight PD), she thanks you for your help and gives you the promised reward.

You got an item: crimebusters IOU

You got an item: crimebusters IOU

You got an item: crimebusters IOU

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Follow Your Nose to a Balanced Breakfast
  

Notes

• Can occur in any of several locations during Follow Your Nose to a Balanced Breakfast.

References

• Image is that of the Red Baron, a famous german pilot who served in World War I.
• The name refers to the breakfast cereal Baron von Redberry.
• The description refers to breakfast cereals Total and Cocoa Puffs.
  • It also refers to cereals being "part of a balanced breakfast."
• For references in the hit and miss messages see Money Bunny.