Satchel of independence

Item Number: 2257
Description ID: 82243597
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satchel of independence
Plural: satchels of independence
They may take our lives, but they will never take... our satchels!

There's, like, 250 countries out there. Chances are, at least one of them is celebrating an independence day today. And if not, well, everyone still loves fireworks, right? Especially in the middle of the night!

This little doctor's bag looking thing (remember those?) is full of all sorts of fun explosives that can be used to celebrate any independence day you like. Or, I suppose, you could use the toys inside to really ruin some villain's day. Just try to keep from blowing your fingers off, okay?

July 2014 Item of the Month

Accessory
Item cannot be auto-sold
{{#vardefine:consumable|no}}{{#vardefine:consumable|{{#var:consumable}}}}Usable
Item cannot be worn in runs with a 'no pulls' restriction

+20% combat-usable item drops
+10% damage from combat items
Filled with fireworks from a bunch of independence days

How Obtained

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The Wok of Stars

• Available for 10 silver stars during July of 2014.
  

When Used

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First time each day:

1 day since you last used the satchel:

There are some fireworks in here for the independence day today.

They certainly don't make fireworks like they used to... These, for example, seem to be safe.

• You got an item: X independent party poppers and/or
• You got an item: Y independent throwdowns and/or
• You got an item: Z independent serpents

2 days since you last used the satchel:

There are supplies for a couple independence days in here. Some of them look pretty tame, but you dig in to see if there's anything good for crime-fighting.

• You got an item: U independent party poppers and/or
• You got an item: V independent throwdowns and/or
• You got an item: W independent serpents and/or
• You got an item: X independent AgI rockets and/or
• You got an item: Y independent banshees and/or
• You got an item: Z independent sparklers

3 days since you last used the satchel:

There are some pretty old fireworks in here. They look pretty dangerous, but you're a superhero after all!

• You got an item: X independent AgI rockets and/or
• You got an item: Y independent banshees and/or
• You got an item: Z independent sparklers

4 days since you last used the satchel:

Some seriously aweso... err, dangerous fireworks have built up in this bag. You'd better throw them at villains so, you know, no children get put in danger.

• You got an item: U independent AgI rockets and/or
• You got an item: V independent banshees and/or
• You got an item: W independent sparklers and/or
• You got an item: X independent eyes-in-the-skies and/or
• You got an item: Y independent time modulators and/or
• You got an item: Z independent festive mortars

5 or more days since you last used the satchel:

There are supplies from a lot of independence days in here. You sort out a few and give the rest to children, because nobody would give fireworks this aweso... err, dangerous to children.

• You got an item: X independent eyes-in-the-skies and/or
• You got an item: Y independent time modulators and/or
• You got an item: Z independent festive mortars

Subsequent times:

You've already celebrated an independence day today. There are a lot of countries out there, but not that many.

Notes

• U+V+W+X+Y+Z totals 5.
• The last effect tells you when you last used the satchel, the message changing as follows:

Today		Was filled with fireworks
1 Day		Filled with independence day fireworks
2 Days		Filled with fireworks from independence today and independence yesterday
3 Days		Filled with fireworks from three independence days
4 Days		Filled with fireworks from four independence days
≥ 5 Days		Filled with fireworks from a bunch of independence days

• Retcon will reset the counter to having been used 1 day ago. (Filled with independence day fireworks)
• When bought: The shopkeeper sends your 10 silver stars spinning through the store like ten beautiful fireworks, then carefully collects them and hands you a bag filled with actual fireworks. Score!

References

• The first sentence of the description refers to a quote from the movie Braveheart.

Item of the Month
Preceded by master's yo-yo	July 2014 satchel of independence	Succeeded by Virtual Lad's goggles