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Superultimate frisbee player

You are fighting a Superultimate frisbee player.

Given that ultimate frisbee is a team sport played something like soccer, but with a frisbee, superultimate frisbee is something like rugby played with a deadly weapon frisbee. Players of superultimate frisbee don't let anyone get in their way, not even super heroes.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• A frisbee bounces off of you. Which would be fine if it weren't for the razors.
• You get caught in the scrum. It's as painful as it sounds.
• Some ultimate frisbee players and superultimate frisbee players get into a fight on the field. You manage to break them up, but at what cost? Getting your toes stepped on with cleats, mostly.

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• A frisbee comes spinning towards you, but you duck before it End of Lines you.
• You stay well away from the scrum. It just doesn't sound like a good time.
• Some ultimate frisbee players and superultimate frisbee players get into a fight on the field. You manage to break them up without even getting your feet stepped on in cleats.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 7-12 chips.

You gain 6 experience.

You got an item: metal-rimmed frisbee (7.8 ± 2%)
You got an item: cleats (21.7 ± 3.1%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

100% weak to electric damage.

Locations

• Neighboring and neighborly neighborhood
  

References

• The first miss message refers to a frisbee game in the movie Tron.