Difference between revisions of "Future laser sword"

Latest revision as of 18:43, 12 April 2019

future laser sword
Plural: future laser swords
Okay, first things first. This is a futuristic laser sword. It is not an "illumination rapier" or an "incandescent falchion" or any other kind of light-weapon. We don't want to be sued.

That being said, this is a swanky laser sword from the future that does all sorts of nifty, futuristic things. Like chop up stuff and... give investment advice?

March 2019 Item of the Month

Melee weapon (Slashing, large)
Power: 100
Item cannot be auto-sold
Item cannot be worn in runs with a 'no pulls' restriction

-5 seconds to the duration of each turn***
+10% chance of critical hits.**
No weapon fumbles, ever.
Hacks time

** Fumble and critical hit values are capped at +/- 20%.

*** Maximum time benefit of -60 seconds, total, including Heroic Efficiency.

• The Wok of Stars

• Available for 10 silver stars during March 2019.

Notes

• When bought: You hand the shopkeeper 10 silver stars and learn you're going to have hidden the sword under the doormat to your hideout. It sounds pretty shady, but it turns out the shopkeeper was right and future you took care of everything.

References

• The purchase message refers to some time travel hijinks in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.