1000. Wiggum placeholder 1001. Fast Eddy's cold cash 1002. Brewmeister's master potion 1003. Ticketmaster's ticket punch 1004. Justin's magic wand 1005. Ali C bling 1006. shepherd's crook 1007. Aaron Burr's flintlock 1008. The Grouch's Sack of Loot (full) 1009. candy cane 1010. gumdrop 1011. fruitcake 1012. holiday wreath 1013. roast beast 1014. eggnog 1015. gingerbread man 1016. toy soldier 1017. The Grouch's Sack of Loot (empty) 1018. candy cane (regifted) 1019. gumdrop (regifted) 1020. fruitcake (regifted) 1021. holiday wreath (regifted) 1022. roast beast (regifted) 1023. eggnog (regifted) 1024. gingerbread man (regifted) 1025. toy soldier (regifted) 1026. flinty beret 1027. defender of the crown 1028. cranky old bastard sword 1029. dumbbell 1030. [[]] 1031. [[]] 1032. Red Pasha's Silver Spoon 1033. Bowler's Sticky Wicket
1034. Rake's Garden Trowel 1035. Angriest Man's Squeezeball of Rage 1036. imperial diadem 1037. [[]] 1038. fire drill 1039. ball bearing cannon 1040. plaque buster 1041. [[]] 1042. frostbite whip 1043. cat o' five tails 1044. laser saber 1045. numbchucks 1046. [[]] 1047. heart of ice 1048. [[]] 1049. [[]] 1050. [[]] 1051. music box 1052. boom box 1053. [[]] 1054. cold-blooded axe 1055. bun's blade 1056. yule log 1057. yule shield 1058. yule thinking perch 1059. yule step-stool 1060. provocative helmet 1061. cloak of desanguination 1062. heavy, heavy plate 1063. antsy pants 1064. iron-toe boots 1065. [[]] 1066. pentacle
1067. pent-a-gram 1068. [[]] 1069. pentameter 1070. quint-barreled rifle 1071. unbalanced club 1072. [[]] 1073. [[]] 1074. [[]] 1075. [[]] 1076. righteous shades 1077. [[]] 1078. desert eagle 1079. holy hand grenade launcher 1080. [[]] 1081. staff of the crusader 1082. epic flail 1083. righteous hook 1084. dragoon's lance 1085. [[]] 1086. [[]] 1087. [[]] 1088. [[]] 1089. [[]] 1090. [[]] 1091. [[]] 1092. [[]] 1093. [[]] 1094. [[]] 1095. [[]] 1096. [[]] 1097. [[]] 1098. [[]] 1099. pentagon buckler