Servant robot

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You are fighting a servant robot.

This humanoid robot has been programmed to protect you. However, its internal dictionary has become mangled, and the definition of "protect" that it's using doesn't quite match up with what you'd mean when you say that word. It's much closer to "destroy," as a matter of fact.

Hit Message(s):

• Your opponent attacks ... Before the robot can attack, you quote the laws of robotics at it. It thinks for a second, shrugs, and then smashes you anyway. It hits you for X damage.
• Hit Message 2

Critical Message(s):

• Critical Hit Message 1
• Critical Hit Message 2

Miss message(s):

• The robot lunges for you, but loses balance and falls over. Sparks fly out from its midsection. A team of technicians rushes out from an alley, pulling a paper screen in front of the robot, and sets it upright again.
• The robot chokes over a logical conflict between two competing missives. The pushing program refuses to trust the shoving program, and the shoving program ignores the pushing program. In the end the robot does nothing.
• Your opponent attacks ... Just before the bot can serve up a heap of pain, the server crashes. You wait patiently as it reboots.

Fumble Message(s):

• Fumble Message 1
• Fumble Message 2

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 20-34 chips.

You gain 37 experience.

You got an item: electronic cabling (%?)
You got an item: mangled data plate (%?)
You got an item: memory tube (%?)
You got an item: titanium plating (%?)

Location(s)

City of Lost Robots