Iceberg Nine

Iceberg Nine

You are fighting Iceberg Nine.

You might be wondering where the first eight icebergs went, but we're not going to tell you and skip straight to Iceberg Nine. It's not from outer space, but is still pretty angry about always being painted as the bad guy in the "Titanic incident."

You're minding your own business, some yahoo runs a cruise liner into you and it's your fault? C'mon!

That said, the way it's parked itself in the middle of Twilight's harbor and begun overturning ships doesn't do much to help its case.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• A penguin at the top of the iceberg says "slide" and does... right into your sternum.
• The iceberg groans ominously and, when you shout a warning to a passing ship, drops a massive avalanche on you. damage + (ice) damage
• The iceberg just sits there, being cold. Very, very cold. (ice) damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• A penguin at the top of the iceberg says "slide" and does... right into the water. It's kind of cute.
• The iceberg groans ominously, but you keep quiet. It's a well know fact that 100% of avalanches are caused by people shouting.
• The iceberg just sits there, being cold.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Iceberg Nine crumbles into the waters. Its fragments spread thoughout the harbor, bobbing up and down on the chill water.

You take a well-deserved moment to pat yourself on the back, but there's still work to be done.

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• League Battlefield
  

Notes

• At the start of the fight, the following message appears:

You swim from one berg to another until one rears up under your feet and dumps you into the frozen water. You gain an effect: Frostbitten, Twice Shy. (Added for 15 minutes.)

• After doing damage, the Opening "Break the Iceberg" is added

Break the Iceberg moves Iceberg Nine closer to destruction. It's a cold job, but somebody's got to do it.

• Using the Opening gives:

You break an ice cube off the berg, but it stays together, proving once again that ice is thicker than water. You also slip and put your foot into the ice cold water, which is basically the worst thing ever.

You gain an effect: Frostbitten, Twice Shy. (Added for 10 minutes.)

The iceberg looks a little smaller than when it drifted into the harbor.

or

With a little help from you, the iceberg calves a massive chunk of itself into Twilight's harbor... and splashing freezing water splashing back on to you.

You gain an effect: Frostbitten, Twice Shy. (Added for 20 minutes.)

The iceberg is definitely smaller than when it first drifted into the harbor.

or

With a little help from you, the iceberg calves a massive chunk of itself into Twilight's harbor... and splashing freezing water splashing back on to you.

You gain an effect: Frostbitten, Twice Shy. (Added for 20 minutes.)

The iceberg has gotten far smaller. It's definitely on its last legs... or whatever.