General's baton
general's baton
Plural: generals' batons
You'd expect this to be a weapon, but we all know that this sort of baton is more a symbol of your status, as opposed to something you smack people with. With this, you'll be recognized as a general in the MechaPinata Army, which should make them less willing to trample you into a pulp.
And other rampaging monsters might mistake you for a MechaPinata general and nobody wants to be swarmed by MechaPinatas.
Offhand Item
Item cannot be auto-sold
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Bolsters your Dodging Ability when the city is under attack
How Obtained