Gangster in blue
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You are fighting a gangster in blue.
You encounter a gang member wearing a blue bandana, blue jeans, blue sneakers, and a blue shirt. He appears to take seriously the duty to wear his gang colors.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He gives you a case of the blues. Then adds a case of the Mondays, which really hurts. damage+ (psychic) damage
- His assault leaves you bruised badly: all black and his namesake color.
- The gangster gives you a blueberry, which is like a raspberry, but much more painful.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He realizes he's feeling too down to bother attacking you.
- At the last second he's pulled away to go to his cousin's wedding. Apparently they only had the old, new, and borrowed somethings covered.
- The Blue Rajah intercepts him to have a stern conversation about trademark infringement.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 13-25 chips.
You gain 12 experience.
You got an item: extension cord 
(9.1 ± 2.2%)
You got an item: cross trainers 
(13 ± 2.5%)
You got an item: chocolate covered jelly 
(31.6 ± 3.5%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
100% weak to fire damage.
Locations
References
- The first hit and miss messages refer The Blues, a mood of depression. The hit message specifically mentions "Monday Blues", the depression you feel on your way to work after two days away from it. A "case of the Mondays" is a reference to the movie Office Space.
- The second hit message is a reference the term Black and blue which means bruised or hurt badly.
- The first miss message refers to the wedding custom that a bride should take to her wedding "Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue".
- The third hit message probably refers to Blowing a raspberry, which might not be painful but is certainly insulting.
- The third miss message refers to The Blue Raja, a character from the film Mystery Men.