Pick Yer Poison
Even though it's late, at an intersection you see a man sitting on a folding chair under a streetlight. He's got a card table set up in front of him, stacked high with two different types of cans.
"Excuse me," he says as you approach, "but would you be interested in trying a free sample?" You slow down to look at the odd setup, and the man takes this as an invitation to continue.
"We've got two different drinks to choose from. Your first option is the brand-new Gingerette Black, the hip new ginger cola that good-looking teens all across the country are drinking in massive quantities. If you want to be cool, you'll love Gingerette Black. Gingerette Black: It's got snap!"
"And over here we've got something different. The Calvinist Rice Corporation, owner of Gingerette, is branching out into new territory: sports drinks. We've got a specialized blend designed for rugged individuals with active lifestyles. The 'smart' chemicals in our first offering, Krakatoa Punch, are designed to communicate with your body and deliver the exact nutrients it needs, when it needs it. Krakatoa Punch is all about the very unique you!"