Plural: teaspoons of sugar substitute
This is a spoonful of a strange, very-off-white powder that supposedly is "twenty times as sweet as sugar." You're not sure how they measure that kind of thing, but you suspect it's a test they can only perform on Valentine's day.
Comes from December 2008 Item of the Month
Level Required: 3
Autosell value: 15
Contains sugar (2)
You down an entire mouthful of sugar substitute. It tastes like chemical, and it makes your brain a little tingly in a way that only barely approximates a sugar rush.
|Bedtime: +20-27 minutes|
Using multiple: Same as single use
|Although this item has a proper auto-sell value, it cannot be recyclonized, digitized, fed to the goats, or deplicated.|
- "It tastes like chemical" refers to a quote of Ralph from The Simpsons episode 5F11 "They taste like.. burning!"