Mailroom clerk

mailroom clerk

You are fighting a mailroom clerk.

In most office buildings, there's a mail room, where letters and packages are sorted by clerks. This building also has a mail room, but it's full of armor. Who designed this place?
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He winds up and slugs you in the face. Seems he has a chain mail fist, too.
• He hoists up a mail bin and throws the contents at you. A hundred pounds of metal hurts!
• He runs around kind of aimlessly, but his poorly made chain mail jingles and rattles in a really irritating manner. (sonic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He winds up and tries to slug you, but he forgot his gauntlet so he just hurts his knuckles on your armor.
• He hoists up a mail bin and throws the contents at you. The gods of homonyms are on your side and the bin was full of letters.
• He runs around kind of aimlessly. You stifle a yawn as you wait for him to fight some more.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 88-144 chips.

You gain 116 experience.

You got an item: chain links (25%)
You got an item: chain links (25%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Immune to ice damage.
50% weak to fire damage.

Locations

• NCI Live building
  
• Vincile building