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Barker's shirt
Plural: Barker's shirts
Back in the Silver Age of Twilight, there were a few heroes who worked with companies, doing sponsored superheroing. The big one was Captain Awesome, who worked for several companies.

This shirt is from one of the lesser known heroes, a guy who went by the name of Barker. He worked for a root beer company and was known for his sweet shades, speaking in third person, and his hip thrusts. And "feeding the branches," whatever that means.

He was a weird guy, okay? But his spirit and sponsorship deal live on in this branded t-shirt.

November 2018 Item of the Month

Shirt
Power: 50
Item cannot be auto-sold
Item cannot be worn in runs with a 'no pulls' restriction

+2% of weapon damage returned as HP
+2% of weapon damage returned as PP
+10% item drops
Comes with a lifetime supply of Barker's root beer

• The Wok of Stars

• Available for 10 silver stars during November 2018.

Notes

• When bought: The shopkeeper accepts your 10 silver stars and hands you a shirt. He doesn't bark at you, though. That would be rude.
• Sometimes, after an adventure:

You feel a little thirsty, so the Barker's people drop off a bottle of root beer for you. Delicious, refreshing root beer from Barker's.

You got an item: Barker's root beer

References

• The name of the item refers to Barq's brand root beer.
• The description of Barker refers to Duffman from The Simpsons.