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maleroom clerk

You are fighting a maleroom clerk.

This is a weird building. You're not exactly sure what a maleroom is, or why it needs a clerk, but there's one standing right in front of you, ready to start a fight.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He opens up his can of Manly Man Energy Drink and throws it in your face. What's in that stuff? It burns! (acid) damage
• He rips open his shirt to show off his manly pecs. Sadly, his body isn't by Jake; it's by cake. (psychic) damage
• He throws his head back and lets out a testosterone-fueled bellow. Cripes, he's loud. (sonic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He digs around for a can of Manly Man Energy Drink, but all he finds is a pocket protector.
• He tries to rip open his shirt to show off his manly pecs, but he just sorta spins around uselessly.
• He throws his head back and lets out a testosterone-fueled bellow. It sounds more like a nasally whine.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 87-144 chips.

You gain 115 experience.

You got an item: Manly Man energy drink (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: taped glasses (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: paper cut gloves (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• NCI Live building‎
  
• Vincile building
  

References

• The second hit message references "Body by Jake" fitness products marketed by Jake Steinfeld.