Difference between revisions of "Menacing zombie"

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menacing zombie

You are fighting a menacing zombie.

You unilaterally decide your foe needs a slick new look and pull them into a whirlwind costume montage.

And... magnifique!

This is a guy with a little blood on him, more interested in going to the mall than spreading like a virulent plague over the surface of the earth. Really, the only similarity between him and a real zombie is that one makes you frightened of brain eaters and the other makes you frightened for brain eaters.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The zombie shambles into you, which wouldn't be so bad if you weren't standing at the top of a flight of stairs.
• The zombie purchases a bag of components from the nearest mall and constructs an impromptu flamethrower. Despite what it says, you're fairly sure turnabout isn't fair play. (fire) damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The zombie shambles into you ineffectively.
• The zombie clutches at you with its icy fingers. Which, actually, are about room temperature, now that you think about it.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain some chips.

You gain some experience.

You got an item: zombites (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Disguise Foe
  

Notes

• Foes that can be disguised into this:
  • Mister Chill Out, Man
  • Magnum Opus, the Glock golem
• The XP and chips are the same as the original encounter.
• The items dropped by the original foe will no longer drop.