Difference between revisions of "Fruitcake"

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fruitcake
Plural: bricks of fruitcake
What holiday season would be complete without a fruitcake? This monstrosity is overloaded with nuts and completely covered in candied fruit and has a density similar to depleted uranium. Since you'd probably chip a tooth if you tried to eat it, your best bet is to just fling this thing at some poor sucker.

Comes from December 2009 Item of the Month

Miscellaneous Item
Autosell value: 15
Usable
Combat Usable

Using The Grouch's Sack of Loot (full)

You head on over to <player> and hand them a fruitcake. They seem exceptionally pleased to see it. Which is weird, because this is a fruitcake we're talking about. The look of pure, almost child-like joy at the simple act just warms your heart. All the way down to the cockles. Even in the sub-cockle region. You get an effect, Holiday Cheer. (Added for 30 minutes.)

Trying to return the item to yourself:

This is a holiday gift. It's meant to be generously given to someone else. Someone else is, by definition, not yourself. Also, as you already have it, giving it to yourself is the same as doing nothing. See?

Effect on Receiver:

In the Inbox:

<sender> gave you a holiday gift!

Included item: fruitcake (regifted) (quantity 1)

You wind up like a big league pitcher and hurl the fruitcake at your poor opponent. They weren't expecting a "food" fight, and get clocked solidly by the holiday "treat." At least you found a use for it. 40 - 60 damage worth of use.

Notes

Although this item has a proper auto-sell value, it cannot be recyclonized, digitized, fed to the goats, or deplicated.