Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks (empty)

Item Number: 1927
Description ID: 69739513
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Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks (empty)
Plural: Professor Ouch's satchels of tricks (empty)
Professor Ouch was a b-list villain (and around here, that's really saying something) who wanted nothing more than to ruin the good, innocent fun of International Joke Day. To that end, he created a bunch of items that look like mere prankery, but are actually dangerous items. While they're no Bag O Glass, they certainly aren't good for children.

However, you're a wise superhero, and using this satchel of dangerous toys as a weapon against the Forces Of Evil™ appeals to your sense of irony. Or is it poetic justice? Ever since that stupid song, I've never been quite sure about the definition of irony any more. Which is pretty ironic.

Right?

August 2012 Item of the Month

Offhand Item
Power: 10
Item cannot be auto-sold
{{#vardefine:consumable|no}}{{#vardefine:consumable|{{#var:consumable}}}}Item cannot be worn in runs with a 'no pulls' restriction

+3% item drops

How Obtained

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Using Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks

Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks (empty)
Item	Effect
Ouch's bike horn	Combat Item Sonic damage Stuns for 1 round
Ouch's clown make-up	Ends combat without time Clowning Inside Take 2 psychic damage per round of combat
Ouch's foam brick	Combat Item Stuns for 3 rounds
Ouch's head arrow	Martin'd Increased chance of combat adventures
Ouch's joy buzzer	Combat Item Electric damage Stuns for 1 round
Ouch's lovely flower	Combat Item Acid damage Stuns for 1 round
Ouch's stink bomb	Personal Funk Increased chance of noncombat adventures
Ouch's trick cards	Combat Item Damage