Bard

Bard

You are fighting the Bard.

You elect to keep reading. The shouting swiftly grows louder, as a man charges out of the booth and down a ramp to the stage.

The Bard stands before you, dressed in tights and a floofy shirt with a silly puffy thing around the throat. There's a mad gleam in his eye, though, and a rather nasty-looking giant quill pen the size of a spear in his hand. Probably should have mentioned that first, actually.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:
and misses.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 244-366 chips.

You gain 120 experience.

You got an item: gold coin (Guaranteed Drop)
You got an item: gold coin (Guaranteed Drop)
You got an item: gold coin (Guaranteed Drop)
You got an item: gold coin (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

50% resistant to electric damage.

Locations

• Cube Theater
  

Notes

• Although located in the Cube Theater, can only be fought by using The Bard's Play.
• Defeating him ends the All the World's a Quest, and All the Men and Women Merely Heroes quest.

References

• The picture is a portrait of William Shakespeare.