Talk:The Goldbergium Door
I finished the quest twice. Naturally, spoilers will abound in the following text.
SO. You need to put together at least five items from the Shiloh Zones. Each item has an input and an output. The first item you place will automatically have its input activated, and then it will apply its output to the second item you place. The second item needs the first output to match its input, then it will output its own thing, which needs to match the third item's input and so on, until it reaches the target.
Also, each item in the chain needs to be unique or else the golbergium will interfere.
REQUIRED INPUTS
- Key way down- final output needs to be pull.
- Key surrounded by rock candy- final output needs to be water.
- ???- Final output needs to be sound
- ???- Final output needs to be push
- ???- Final output needs to be shoot
- ???- Final output needs to be cut
- ???- Final output needs to be crush
- ???- Final output needs to be fire
Tentative list of outputs of each item (mostly speculative and from my limited experience)
Furnace Room Items-All input Fire
- Bottle Rocket- Shoot
- Fire Alarm- Sound
- Sprinkler- Water
- Steam Piston- Push
- Steam Pulley- Shoot
- Steam Chainsaw- Cut
- Weight on Oily Rope- Crush
Swimming Pool Items- All input Water
- Corked hose- Shoot
- Toy Boat- Push
- Water Wheel Pulley- Pull
- Water Mill- Crush
- Dry Cat- Sound
- Lump of Sodium- Fire
- Water Saw- Cut
Hidden Factor Items- All input Crush
- Bag of Matches- Fire
- Novelty Scissors- Cut
- Water Main- Water
- Bucket and Pulley- Pull
- Teeter Totter- Shoot
- Bicycle Horn- Sound
- Leg on Hinge- Push
Underground Racetrack- All input push
- Corked Bellows- Shoot
- Hand Saw- Cut
- Rusty Hinge- Sound
- Brazier of Coals- Fire
- Water Basin- Water
- Leaning Tower- Crush
- Punchable Toggle- Pull
Firing Range- All input Shoot
- Dunk Tank- Water
- Jar of Coals- Fire
- Mousetrap Car- Push
- Gong- Sound
- Inert Electric Knife- Cut
- Inert Winch- Pull
- Giant Mousetrap- Crush
Backstage- All input Pull
- Cork Gun- Shoot
- Hinged Mallet- Crush
- Squirt Gun- Water
- Chalkboard- Sound
- Hook on a string- Cut
- Boxing Glove Gun- Push
- Triggered Blowtorch- Fire
Trash Heap- All input Cut
- Unpoppable Balloon- Sound
- Counterweight and Pulleys- Pull
- Pouch of Pyrophoricity- Fire
- Hanging Anvil- Crush
- Restrained Boulder- Push
- Restrained Slingshot- Shoot
- Tough Water Balloon- Water
Petting Zoo- All input Sound
- Sleeping Dog- Cut
- Sleeping Gorilla- Crush
- Sleeping Fire Ant- Fire
- Sleeping Monkey- Shoot
- Sleeping Elephant- Water
- Sleeping Draft Horse- Pull
- Sleeping Rhino- Push
Also, there are two boss fights at the end, and I basically blazed through those due to having several thousand HP. The second bossfight I suspect is immune to all damage unless you use Sanitarium-derived skills at a certain time, but I'm just guessing because I basically threw crap at it until it finally died. And also, the quest reward's unique enchantment basically refunds some of the PP you use for Sanitarium skills. --Penguinpyro (talk) 21:11, 17 March 2016 (PDT)
You lean on the contraption, ready for a coffee break. It slides forward, pushing the toggle. That pulls back, pulling the trigger. That activates the blowtorch, heating the bottle rocket. That zips off, shooting the gong. It reverberates through the chamber, startling the horse. That gets back to work hauling, pulling the hook. It slices, cutting the tough sack.
The sack falls to pieces, dropping the key into your hands. You got an item: spare lab key Huzzah!--Isladar (talk) 21:57, 17 March 2016 (PDT)
primordial ZOM
Wherever this glowing liquid came from, it's the source and inspiration for all of Doctor Zomadeus's creations. Which is really a little weird. Her inventions tend more towards the flesh and blood and steel and circuit.
But who are we to question genius?
Talisman Autosell value: 2,000
+1 skill point(s) applied to combat skills Glows with ZOM energy +25% to your maximum Power Points -50% offense--Isladar (talk) 22:15, 17 March 2016 (PDT)
had key in a jar, last item needs to be shoot. Used boxing glove gun > leaning tower > water main > lump of sodium > bottle rocket. Also, ZOMega was a pain in the rear. used arson thrower to combat sleep ray, then shooting shot after (was far away) not sure yet on other combos
A working combination for rock candy:
- You throw a water balloon. It bursts, watering the sodium. It bursts into flames, heating the fire alarm. It howls at ear-splitting volume, startling the monkey. That chucks a banana, shooting the gong. It reverberates through the chamber, startling the elephant. It sprays water everywhere in surprise, watering the rock candy. Patojonas 13:50, 18 March 2016 (PDT)
A working combination for sleeping toad:
You throw a pebble. It hits, shooting the mousetrap. That sends the car hurtling down the track, pushing the tower. It sends it crashing down, crushing the bicycle horn's bulb. It honks deafeningly, startling the elephant. That sprays water everywhere in surprise, watering the sodium. It bursts into flames, heating the fire alarm. It howls at ear-splitting volume, startling the toad. --‡ Trog ‡ (talk) 15:05, 20 March 2016 (PDT)
- You throw a knife. It slices, cutting the balloon. It pops, but it doesn't seem like you should be startling the trigger... more like pulling it.
- You swing down the comically large mallet you found in the corner. That smashes, crushing the bag of matchheads. It bursts into flames, but it doesn't seem like you should be heating the brazier... more like pushing it.
- You light a match. That lights, heating the bottle rocket. It zips off, but it doesn't seem like you should be shooting the hose... more like watering it.
- You pull a string dangling from the contraption. It tugs, pulling the trigger. It extends the boxing glove, but it doesn't seem like you should be pushing the balloon... more like cutting it.
- You lean on the contraption, ready for a coffee break. That slides forward, pushing the brazier. It spills out the coals, but it doesn't seem like you should be heating the leg... more like crushing it.
- You swing down the comically large mallet you found in the corner. That smashes, crushing the basket. It gathers the rope in moments, but it doesn't seem like you should be pulling the tiny target... more like shooting it.
- You throw a knife. It slices, cutting the balloon. It pops, but it doesn't seem like today is your day for the infinite balloon motion machine.
- You pull a string dangling from the contraption. That tugs, pulling the trigger. It extends the boxing glove, but it doesn't seem like today is your day for the infinite trigger motion machine.
- You throw a knife. That slices, cutting the balloon. It pops, startling the dog. It bites whatever's in front of it, cutting a lump of goldbergium that jumped in front of the second balloon. Drat.
It didn't even hit the goldbergium hard enough to crack it.
I'll collect more later. --hoyifung04 (talk) 19:28, 18 March 2016 (PDT)
You swing down the comically large mallet you found in the corner. That smashes, crushing the bag of matchheads. That bursts into flames, heating the oily rope. That drops the weight, crushing the leg. It kicks forward, pushing the basin. It spills the water, watering the cat. It howls with indignation, startling the elephant. That sprays water everywhere in surprise, watering the hose. That fires its cork forward, shooting the tiny target. It opens the dunking door, watering the water saw. It shoots out a cutting jet of water, cutting the balloon. That pops, startling the rhino. It charges forward recklessly, pushing the toggle. That pulls back, pulling the bottom of the mallet. That brings the hammer down, crushing the reinforced handle. That closes the scissors with great force, cutting the rope. It drops the anvil, crushing the water main. It releases a geyser of water, watering the water wheel. It reels in the pulley, pulling the trigger. That activates the blowtorch, heating the sprinkler. It sprays, watering the sodium. It bursts into flames, heating the fire alarm. That howls at ear-splitting volume, startling the monkey. That chucks a banana, shooting the switch. That hauls in with the winch, pulling the trigger. It fires the squirt gun, watering the toy boat. That floats downstream, pushing the rusty hinge. It shriek open, startling the dog. It bites whatever's in front of it, cutting the restraint. It fires the slingshot, shooting the gong. It reverberates through the chamber, startling the horse. It gets back to work hauling, pulling the trigger. That fires the cork, shooting the switch. It sends the knife buzzing to life, cutting the restraint. That releases the rolling stone, pushing the brazier. It spills out the coals, heating the bottle rocket. That zips off, shooting the mousetrap. That snaps shut with crushing force, crushing the totter side. It sends the marble flying, shooting the jar. That spills coals everywhere, heating the steam engine. It pushes the piston, pushing the tower. That sends it crashing down, crushing the bicycle horn\s bulb. It honks deafeningly, startling the fire ant. It spits fire, heating the steam engine. It reels in the pulley, pulling the chalk. That shrieks across the chalkboard, startling the gorilla. It pounds the nearest object with his hammer, crushing the basket. That gathers the rope in moments, pulling the hook. That slices, cutting the pouch. It bursts into flame on contact with air, heating the chainsaw. That spins up with a roar, cutting the rope. That reels in the pulley, pulling the trigger. It extends the boxing glove, pushing the bellows. It pops out the cork, shooting the mousetrap. That sends the car hurtling down the track, pushing the saw. It slices forward, cutting the water balloon. It splashes everwhere, watering the mill. It grinds, crushing the safe.
The safe bends, then shatters under the weight. The key shoots out towards you like it was fired from a cannon. You snatch it out of the air with your superhuman item collection abilities.
You got an item: spare lab key 
Huzzah!
(Sadly, the trainers at the Heroes' Guild were not so impressed.) --hoyifung04 (talk) 00:25, 20 March 2016 (PDT)
You throw a water balloon. That bursts, watering the sodium. That bursts into flames, heating the sprinkler. That sprays, watering the hose. That fires its cork forward, shooting the switch. That hauls in with the winch, pulling the trigger. It activates the blowtorch, heating the chainsaw. It spins up with a roar, cutting the restraint. It releases the rolling stone, pushing the tower. It sends it crashing down, crushing the bag of matchheads. That bursts into flames, heating the bottle rocket. It zips off, shooting the mousetrap. It sends the car hurtling down the track, pushing the brazier. It spills out the coals, heating the oily rope. It drops the weight, crushing the reinforced handle. That closes the scissors with great force, cutting the restraint. That fires the slingshot, shooting the tiny target. It opens the dunking door, watering the water saw. That shoots out a cutting jet of water, cutting the pouch. That bursts into flame on contact with air, heating the steam engine. It reels in the pulley, pulling the trigger. It fires the cork, shooting the mousetrap. It snaps shut with crushing force, crushing the water main. That releases a geyser of water, watering the toy boat. That floats downstream, pushing the rusty hinge. That shriek open, startling the dog. That bites whatever's in front of it, cutting the water balloon. That splashes everywhere, watering the mill. That grinds, crushing the bicycle horn's bulb. That honks deafeningly, startling the rhino. That charges forward recklessly, pushing the toggle. It pulls back, pulling the trigger. That fires the squirt gun, watering the cat. It howls with indignation, startling the fire ant. That spits fire, heating the fire alarm. It howls at ear-splitting volume, startling the horse. That gets back to work hauling, pulling the bottom of the mallet. That brings the hammer down, crushing the leg. It kicks forward, pushing the saw. That slices forward, cutting the balloon. That pops, startling the monkey. It chucks a banana, shooting the gong. It reverberates through the chamber, startling the elephant. It sprays water everywhere in surprise, watering the water wheel. It reels in the pulley, pulling the chalk. That shrieks across the chalkboard, startling the gorilla. That pounds the nearest object with his hammer, crushing the basket. It gathers the rope in moments, pulling the hook. That slices, cutting the rope. That reels in the pulley, pulling the trigger. It extends the boxing glove, pushing the bellows. It pops out the cork, shooting the switch. That sends the knife buzzing to life, cutting the rope. It drops the anvil, crushing the totter side. That sends the marble flying, shooting the jar. It spills coals everywhere, heating the steam engine. It pushes the piston, pushing the basin. It spills the water, watering the rock candy.
The rock candy dissolves, dropping the key into your hands.
You got an item: spare lab key
Huzzah!
--hoyifung04 (talk) 13:39, 21 March 2016 (PDT)
You light a match. That lights, heating the sprinkler. It sprays, watering the mill. That grinds, crushing the bicycle horn's bulb. That honks deafeningly, startling the rhino. It charges forward recklessly, pushing the basin. That spills the water, watering the toy boat. That floats downstream, pushing the bellows. It pops out the cork, shooting the switch. It sends the knife buzzing to life, cutting the water balloon. It splashes everywhere, watering the water wheel. It reels in the pulley, pulling the chalk. It shrieks across the chalkboard, startling the fire ant. It spits fire, heating the steam engine. It reels in the pulley, pulling the hook. It slices, cutting the restraint. That fires the slingshot, shooting the tiny target. It opens the dunking door, watering the cat. That howls with indignation, startling the gorilla. It pounds the nearest object with his hammer, crushing the reinforced handle. That closes the scissors with great force, cutting the rope. That reels in the pulley, pulling the trigger. That activates the blowtorch, heating the steam engine. That pushes the piston, pushing the saw. That slices forward, cutting the balloon. It pops, startling the dog. It bites whatever's in front of it, cutting the pouch. It bursts into flame on contact with air, heating the bottle rocket. It zips off, shooting the switch. It hauls in with the winch, pulling the bottom of the mallet. That brings the hammer down, crushing the bag of matchheads. That bursts into flames, heating the chainsaw. That spins up with a roar, cutting the restraint. That releases the rolling stone, pushing the tower. It sends it crashing down, crushing the leg. That kicks forward, pushing the rusty hinge. That shriek open, startling the monkey. That chucks a banana, shooting the mousetrap. That sends the car hurtling down the track, pushing the toggle. It pulls back, pulling the trigger. It fires the cork, shooting the jar. It spills coals everywhere, heating the fire alarm. It howls at ear-splitting volume, startling the horse. That gets back to work hauling, pulling the trigger. It fires the squirt gun, watering the sodium. It bursts into flames, heating the oily rope. That drops the weight, crushing the totter side. It sends the marble flying, shooting the mousetrap. That snaps shut with crushing force, crushing the water main. It releases a geyser of water, watering the hose. It fires its cork forward, shooting the gong. That reverberates through the chamber, startling the elephant. It sprays water everywhere in surprise, watering the water saw. That shoots out a cutting jet of water, cutting the rope. It drops the anvil, crushing the basket. That gathers the rope in moments, pulling the trigger. That extends the boxing glove, pushing the brazier. It spills out the coals, heating the oily rope.
The rope burns through, dropping the key into your hands.
You got an item: spare lab key
Huzzah!
You throw a knife. It slices, cutting the balloon. It pops, startling the rhino. It charges forward recklessly, pushing the saw. That slices forward, cutting the restraint. That releases the rolling stone, pushing the bellows. That pops out the cork, shooting the switch. That sends the knife buzzing to life, cutting the rope. It drops the anvil, crushing the basket. It gathers the rope in moments, pulling the trigger. It extends the boxing glove, pushing the tower. It sends it crashing down, crushing the leg. That kicks forward, pushing the toggle. It pulls back, pulling the hook. It slices, cutting the rope. It reels in the pulley, pulling the bottom of the mallet. It brings the hammer down, crushing the totter side. That sends the marble flying, shooting the gong. It reverberates through the chamber, startling the dog. That bites whatever's in front of it, cutting the restraint. It fires the slingshot, shooting the switch. That hauls in with the winch, pulling the trigger. That activates the blowtorch, heating the steam engine. It reels in the pulley, pulling the chalk. That shrieks across the chalkboard, startling the gorilla. That pounds the nearest object with his hammer, crushing the water main. That releases a geyser of water, watering the water saw. It shoots out a cutting jet of water, cutting the pouch. It bursts into flame on contact with air, heating the fire alarm. It howls at ear-splitting volume, startling the horse. That gets back to work hauling, pulling the trigger. It fires the squirt gun, watering the mill. It grinds, crushing the bicycle horn's bulb. It honks deafeningly, startling the elephant. It sprays water everywhere in surprise, watering the cat. It howls with indignation, startling the fire ant. That spits fire, heating the sprinkler. That sprays, watering the toy boat. It floats downstream, pushing the basin. It spills the water, watering the sodium. It bursts into flames, heating the oily rope. It drops the weight, crushing the reinforced handle. It closes the scissors with great force, cutting the water balloon. It splashes everywhere, watering the water wheel. It reels in the pulley, pulling the trigger. That fires the cork, shooting the jar. That spills coals everywhere, heating the bottle rocket. That zips off, shooting the mousetrap. It sends the car hurtling down the track, pushing the brazier. That spills out the coals, heating the steam engine. That pushes the piston, pushing the rusty hinge. That shriek open, startling the monkey. It chucks a banana, shooting the tiny target. It opens the dunking door, watering the hose. It fires its cork forward, shooting the mousetrap. It snaps shut with crushing force, crushing the bag of matchheads. It bursts into flames, heating the chainsaw. It spins up with a roar, cutting the tough sack.
The sack falls to pieces, dropping the key into your hands.
You got an item: spare lab key
Huzzah!
You throw a pebble. That hits, shooting the switch. That hauls in with the winch, pulling the trigger. It fires the cork, shooting the tiny target. It opens the dunking door, watering the hose. That fires its cork forward, shooting the gong. That reverberates through the chamber, startling the elephant. That sprays water everywhere in surprise, watering the mill. It grinds, crushing the totter side. It sends the marble flying, shooting the switch. That sends the knife buzzing to life, cutting the rope. It drops the anvil, crushing the water main. That releases a geyser of water, watering the water saw. It shoots out a cutting jet of water, cutting the water balloon. It splashes everywhere, watering the cat. It howls with indignation, startling the dog. It bites whatever's in front of it, cutting the rope. That reels in the pulley, pulling the trigger. It extends the boxing glove, pushing the basin. That spills the water, watering the water wheel. That reels in the pulley, pulling the chalk. That shrieks across the chalkboard, startling the gorilla. That pounds the nearest object with his hammer, crushing the reinforced handle. It closes the scissors with great force, cutting the pouch. That bursts into flame on contact with air, heating the chainsaw. That spins up with a roar, cutting the restraint. It releases the rolling stone, pushing the bellows. That pops out the cork, shooting the mousetrap. That sends the car hurtling down the track, pushing the tower. That sends it crashing down, crushing the bag of matchheads. It bursts into flames, heating the steam engine. That reels in the pulley, pulling the bottom of the mallet. That brings the hammer down, crushing the bicycle horn's bulb. That honks deafeningly, startling the monkey. That chucks a banana, shooting the jar. It spills coals everywhere, heating the sprinkler. It sprays, watering the toy boat. That floats downstream, pushing the brazier. That spills out the coals, heating the fire alarm. That howls at ear-splitting volume, startling the fire ant. That spits fire, heating the steam engine. That pushes the piston, pushing the toggle. It pulls back, pulling the trigger. It activates the blowtorch, heating the oily rope. It drops the weight, crushing the leg. That kicks forward, pushing the saw. That slices forward, cutting the balloon. It pops, startling the rhino. That charges forward recklessly, pushing the rusty hinge. It shriek open, startling the horse. That gets back to work hauling, pulling the hook. It slices, cutting the restraint. That fires the slingshot, shooting the mousetrap. It snaps shut with crushing force, crushing the basket. That gathers the rope in moments, pulling the trigger. It fires the squirt gun, watering the sodium. It bursts into flames, heating the bottle rocket. It zips off, shooting the jar.
The jar shatters, dropping the key into your hands.
You got an item: spare lab key
Huzzah!
--hoyifung04 (talk) 23:14, 27 April 2016 (PDT)
mad coffee
Things seem pretty quiet around here now that you defeated the ZOMicron. Sadly, it seems that Dr. Zomadeus escaped to the Triassic Park and Bestiary.Searching around, you find that Doctor Zomadeus left her coffee pot on. Well, you can call it a coffee pot. It's a particle accelerator that's been creating the perfect cup of coffee from the subatomic particles up.
Some people take their coffee very seriously.
You got an item: mad coffee 
--hoyifung04 (talk) 22:13, 27 April 2016 (PDT)
- Hm... just checked with another alt; no coffee there. I wonder what triggers it? --hoyifung04 (talk) 23:26, 27 April 2016 (PDT)
- I checked after defeating ZOMicron and no mad coffee. After I defeated ZOMega, I checked again and got the mad coffee. Sanjuro (talk) 21:35, 23 May 2016 (PDT)
Cramming
Okay, I defeated each of the main bosses and obtained most of the items. A button appears that says "Just cram stuff in there" but it gives me "You cram everything in there, but there's still 14 holes you can't quite figure out anything to fit into. They don't look like any items you have." Is it just a cop-out if you can't figure out anything? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Aadamantine (talk • contribs) 10:10, 2 March 2020.
- I believe you need *every* goldbergium item in your inventory for that option. Welcome to the wiki, by the way.--Penguinpyro (talk) 14:11, 3 March 2020 (PST)
With fewer than forty-three distinct items, trying to cram stuff in there gives you the message above, telling you there are X holes left for an appropriate value of X. With all fifty-six items, I got:
- You cram your tough water balloon, your sleeping rhino, the restrained boulder, your water main, the reinforced novelty scissors, the sleeping gorilla, the giant mousetrap, your dry cat, the sleepy draft horse, your sprinkler, your water wheel pulley, your sleeping elephant, your water saw, the lump of sodium, the sleeping dog, the well-balanced teeter totter, the dunk tank, the gigantic bicycle horn, the bottle rocket, your sleeping fire ant, the gong, your sleeping monkey, the mousetrap car, the bag of matchheads, your counterweight and pulleys, your toy boat, your inert winch, your pouch of pyrophoricity, the steam-powered chainsaw, your "unpoppable" balloon, your hanging anvil, the weight on an oily rope, the jar of coals, your steam-driven pulley, your bucket and pulley, your steam piston, the restrained slingshot, your triggered blowtorch, the corked hose, your water mill, your fire alarm, your leg on a hinge, and the inert electric knife into the winding tunnel.
- Under intense heat and pressure, the key pops out into your hand.
- You got an item: spare lab key
- Score!
Can confirm I still have boxing glove gun, brazier of coals, chalkboard, cork gun, corked bellows, hand saw, hinged mallet, hook on a string, leaning tower, punchable toggle, rusty hinge, squirt gun, and water basin. Don't know if it always consumes items in that order or not. --hoyifung04 (talk) 21:52, 9 May 2020 (PDT)