Merit Badges

All merit badges are gained by satisfying some requirement, and then visiting the Heroes' Guild.

Badge	Image	Image name	Requirement
Heroic Recycler		reduce-and-reuse-first	Transmogrifying 20 times
From Dusk 'Til Dawn		sun-go-up-sun-go-down	Patrol until 6:30 AM
Crystal Collector		mmm-thats-good-cosmic-karma	Collect 333 cosmic crystals
Coffee Snob		nothing-but-kopi-luwak	Drink 72 fancy lattes
Joltin' Joe Sombrero		left-and-gone-away.jpg	Use 56 baseball bats
Pinball Wizard		getafirstlife-dot-com	Level each game in the Virtual Reality Gaming Center to bracket 10
Delayed Gratification		twice-as-nice	Level up twice in a row without leaving the Heroes' Guild
			"Impossible" Badge
Talk About an Old Timer		you-alpha-believe-it	Be an alpha tester (no longer obtainable)
Really Out to Sea		think-im-a-banana-tree	Have exactly 51 playing cards in your inventory
Tremors Are My Friend		seismic-raspberry	Collect 500 S.U.I.T. points
Two Bits Times Two		golden-oldie	Reach level 50
Lazy Boy and the Recliner		i-am-sofa-king	Rest more than 210 minutes in one day
I Have a Bridge to Sell You		think-this-badge-is-about-you	Donate for 11 straight days to the Snowflake Leader Board
Brontosaurus Bully‎		dinosaur-in-a-haystack	Collect 200 red claws and 200 red teeth
Where's the party?		what-no-cake	Currently Unknown
			Currently Unknown
National Lampoons		some-town-in-maryland	Choose "Exit stage center" in the non-combat Intermission a total of 20 times
Quite the Bulldozer		six-half-tons-and-what-do-you-get	Remove 6000 pounds of rock from the rubble field (no longer obtainable)
			Currently Unknown
Month of Mayhem		thirty-days-hath-september	Play at least 29 days (4w 1d) of in-game time
Skin of the Teeth		those-are-razor-thin-margins	Win five fights with 1 HP left at the end
More than One Way to Hunt a Bounty		quicker-picker-upper	Have 50 or more damage absorption